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Quotes my family has said but it’s ninjago quotes
MAJOR TW FOR DARK HUMOR IN GENERAL! The quotes with these jokes have a TW but you’ve been warned
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Jay: “I dunno man, moms are creatures scientists still have yet to learn all reasonings of.”
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Lloyd: “I don’t see anyone else with snakes on their heads.”
Kai: “That’s because no one is as quirky and different as you.”
Lloyd: Dejected “Oh..”
Kai: “That was a compliment.”
Lloyd: “Oh!”
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Jay: “Then you get a bowl the size of Mt. Everest.”
Cole: “It’s the size of your face.”
Jay: “It’s the size of your brain.”
Cole: “It’s the size of your ego.”
Jay: “Oh…”
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Kai: “Don’t look in the trash can in the upstairs bathroom, there’s no evidence”
Jay: “Now I’m just gonna look in the trash can upstairs”
Goes upstairs and looks in the trash can
Jay: “No evidence huh?”
Door proceeds to shut and the sound of knuckles cracking can be heard
Jay: “Wait a second—“
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Nya: “You can’t have more than half since fudge is too rich.”
Jay: “You can’t have the fudge it’s too expensive.”
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Cole: “Why isn’t this a Disney movie? They sing every five minutes.”
Kai: “Cause the parents are still alive.”
A conversation while watching Rudolph the red nose reindeer
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Jay: "it’s really muggy outside
Nya: if I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn I’m leaving you
Jay: *^proceeds to drink chocolate milk from a bowl^*"
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Jay: and here’s my piggy bank
Lloyd: ooo how much moneys in there ?
Jay: none :(
Lloyd: aww… same
.. TW! Comment about weight
*Having a conversation about who’s pants were who’s*
Zane-“These are definitely yours, Cole.”
Cole-“Idk, Jay’s been putting on some weight recently.”
Jay-*Hysterical laughing* (He wasn’t being mean, it was a joke)
Zane-“This reminds me of that conversation I had with Kai.”
Jay-*More hysterical laughing*
Cole-“Zane, you might wanna get out of the house, sounds like there’s a hyena.”
Jay-*Absolutely dying from laughter*
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Kai: “What, you got a problem with Salisbury steak?”
Lloyd: “Yes.”
Kai: “Understandable.”
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Nya: “THATS WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO YOU OVERBAKED COOKIE”
.. TW! Mention of thr^wing up
Garmadon: “I’m winning us money.”
Lloyd: “Is it working?”
Garmadon: “Well, I won us 5 dollars.”
Lloyd: “Wow, 5 dollars, that’s enough to pay back for the lottery ticket.”
Garmadon: “…go away.”
Lloyd: “AM I WRONG?!”
Garmadon: “..I don’t like you anymore, give me back the fries.”
Lloyd: “I’ll just go and ||puke them back up||, I guess.”
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Garmadon: “Our crappy state is the only state where the gas doesn’t pump itself; we suck.”
.. TW! Ch^king and threats
Kai: “I HOPE YOU TRIP ON A LEGO, SWALLOW IT, FALL INTO A DITCH WHILE CHOKING ROLL INTO THE OCEAN GET STUNG BY JELLYFISH GET EATEN BY A WHALE GET SPAT OUT LIE ON A HOT ABANDONED ISLAND AND DIE”
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Jay: “I use heels cause the leg sleeves are too long.”
Cole: “..the leg sleeves?”
Jay: “Yeah.”
Cole: “YOU MEAN THE PANTS??”
.. TW! Joke about dy1ng
Lloyd: “I wanted 50 bucks for my birthday!”
Kai: “I gave you 50 bucks that you so graciously spent on icecream”
Lloyd: “WHAT BUT YOU TOLD ME TOO-“
Kai: “Happy birthday sweetheart!”
Lloyd: “If this is adult life I’d rather || d1e ||”
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Zane: “Apollo’s kids are like disowning him and he’s standing there taking it being like, ‘What did I do to deserve this?’”
PIXAL: “You were a father.”
Silly ninjago headcanon
After the island, every now and again the ninja will get backlash from the purple lightning just like twitchy. It doesn’t happen often. Like maybe once or twice every two months.
They’ll be having a conversation and then lightning spews around them and they completely forget what they were talking about.
This has led to pretty awkward moments. One time Jay and Cole were playing a video game and Jay was losing badly but Cole suddenly had a spike (what they ended up calling it) and completely forgot what he was doing.
Another time Jay and Nya were talking about plans for their next date but Jay gets a spike and just starts the conversation all over again, much to Nya’s dismay.
PIXAL has dates marked for the most likely time a ninja will get a spike. She may or may not have pranked the ninja when they forget a conversation and she tells them something completely different from the conversation they were having.
Random disorganized Ninjago headcanons (beware there is Hotwire ((Pixal x Kai)) stuff near the bottom)
• Kai can play electric and acoustic guitar, he’s better at acoustic guitar though due to using his dads to play for Nya when their parents disappeared
• The ninjas love languages are all bullying each other affectionately
• How they play the game chicken, Cole, Jay, and Kai will sneak into Wu’s room and will have each other drink suspicious sounding teas, first to back out/not be able to continue drinking the teas will have to take the other twos chores (they almost never get caught somehow)
• PIXAL can somehow find anything if you ask for her to search for it. When the ninja lose something, they’ll always go to her to find it.
• Zane and PIXAL have a grudge against the coffee bot (there’s no reason why, they just hate her.)
• Jay needs glasses but refuses to wear them as he thought they were a hinderance to inventing cause they’d always slip off when he was testing.
• Cole is the only one out of all the ninja that can walk through a haunted house and not scream once, scare actors do startle Zane enough to scream but Cole sorta just laughs at the others misery and forgets that he should be scared too.
• All of the ninja fear PIXAL
• Kai is the kind of person who’s really smart but shows off as lazy, impulsive, and cocky. (Think like Ranpo Edogawa or Rio Nakamura)
• Nya can beat almost every ninja in an arm wrestle (Only people she cannot beat is Cole, PIXAL and Lloyd)
• Cole, Kai, and Lloyd are aroace I don’t make the rules
• Every Friday, Cole will go to Shintaro with a gaming console and a spare tv to play video games with Vania (and even some of the guards)
• Everyone but PIXAL and Kai have fallen for scams once in their time as a ninja.
• Wu says he doesn’t have favorites, he does.
• (cough cough, it’s Cole but Zane is a close second)
• Lilly and Libby (Cole and Jay’s moms) have trained beside one another under the guidance of Wu, Lightning and earth elemental masters were born to be close friends
• Jay has microwaved a gummy pizza, a metal bowl, play dough, a plant, and a cheese stick. He was banned from using the microwave without permission
• Cole gets his poor cooking skills from his mom
• After season 11, Wu had two favorites
• (it’s cole and Pixal, Zane is still a really close second)
• Nya and Zane trust Lloyd to be in charge more then any other ninja when they’re gone
• Kai and PIXAL bicker a lot and about anything and everything.
• These arguments almost always end in Nya and Zane having to separate the two by force with them screaming at each other
• “THE ANSWER IS ONE YOU IGNORANT TOASTER!” “THE ANSWER IS SIXTEEN YOU BURNT HOT POCKET!” As Zane and Nya drag the two of them away in opposite directions
• Zane has a detector to tell when the ninjas bickering is gonna turn into property damage.
• Jay and Lloyd team up to prank the other ninja, the only ones they haven’t been able to get yet as a duo was PIXAL and Kai (PIXAL cause they don’t dare to mess with her and Kai because he saw through Lloyd and Jay’s pranking habits when they first met and has been able to avoid them since then)
• Because I am a ruthless Hotwire shipper, PIXAL and Kai tend to fall asleep next to each other on long road trips or after tiring missions and yes they lean on one another, yes the other ninja have taken photos.
This. I’m adopting this now.
Anyone who reads my ninjago fics… expect this.
Ok, so according to the Tommy, the main reason why Jay isn’t an inventor anymore is because (and this is the exact quote), “Between Jay, Nya and Pixal there were too many characters with that profile.” Aka, there were now too many techies on the main cast to warrant a need for them all, so that part of Jay’s character ultimately got the ax.
Now while I can understand why three techies could be frustrating to work with from a writing perspective, I would like to offer a compromise to this conundrum, as I still firmly believe it was a bad decision to get rid of what’s arguably Jay’s most redeeming and defining qualities.
So, here is my proposal…
Why not have Jay be the “wacky” inventor of the team, while Nya and Pixal remain more refined and practical?
Jay wasn’t just an tinkerer. The guy grew up in a junkyard, meaning he’s used to making almost anything out of what’s basically scrap metal. In the earlier seasons, Jay would build about anything that simply popped into his head, just because he could. He and his entire family even had weird inventions and made up terms for pretty much everything there, no matter how absurd. This is unlike Nya and Pixal, who both have much sleeker styles. Jay is creative and an out-of-the-box thinker, which was one of his greatest strengths.
Have Nya and Pixal tag team and build the main vehicles for the team back at the monastery while Jay is able to spruce something up with limited supplies when they’re out on a mission. His methods aren’t always conventional or practical, or even the prettiest, but they almost always do their job and get the team out of a sticky situation. That way they can all still have that “mechanical” side, but just now suited for different roles, balancing everything out.
i think we can forgive rebooted all it’s sins for this line
Everyone dancing with their partner
Meanwhile Lloyd
I just found out some ppl ship kai with pixal??? And thats so big brain?? I never thought about it before but their dynamic its actually so interesting, Like, he's the flirty spicy dumb jock and she the annoyed cold-hearted robot nerd??
After actually googling who the hell Nancy actually was, I made a part two (sorry all my art is so old atm...)
The fact that no one else made a joke like this kind of astounds me considering how funny this fandom is...
(also the first time I ever drew someone woke/triggered)
The live action Ninjago Movie may destroy some headcanons.
Jay: I want a puppy
Nya:
Pixal: a puppy.
jay: ...yes?
Nya: a puppy.
Nya: we already have Kai, Cole, Lloyd, the chicken, and of course you, the literal human counterpart of a golden retriever. And you wAnT a PuPpy?
Jay: *slowly backing away*
Pixal, narrating: so we built him a robot dog for his birthday.
The Ninja as Funny T-Shirts
Kai:
Cole:
Lloyd:
Nya:
Zane:
Jay:
Pixal:
Skylor:
today kinda sucked and I needed this, so i hope you like it
3 Reasons I Wish I Was Pixal
3. She’s in a #idealrelationship
2. No puberty or feminine issues guys
1. She’s f*cking awesome
I’m sorry, is anyone else getting mom vibes from Pixal? Like I can totally imagine one of the ninja asking her where something is and her pointing it out without looking up from her computer. No? Just me? Ok.
Definitely didn’t spend 4 hours coloring in a picture I found on the internet😅
You know where to find me.
Oh Yes! Ninjago Confidential The Best Episode of all Time!!!!!
Some Pixane for the soul
GURL POWER
outfit swap
pixal -> cyrus
nya -> kai
So Pretty!!💜💜💜
Outfit Design
What are you guys thoughs on these colors for her?
Outfit one is my favorite just because it's just so comfy looking and the digital lines. Outfit two looks like to me more like something that would existed in ninjago. The last one doesn't really work on a lego body. Not the way I've done it here anyway. I originally made these designs in a non-lego style. Her crop top just doesn't show the same layered look on a Lego body.
Masterpiece!!
Since you guys liked my Pixal return to Dragon Rising design idea so much, I figured you guys would appreciate a little comic about how her return would go if I had it my way still
10 Years Of Pixal
January 29th 2014 - January 29th 2024
Just Some Theories and Thoughts on Where Pixal Might Be After The Merge!
She is the Administrator
She would be with those beavers from Chima (Thanks @derlingly )
She is a warrior in the dark and she fights evil in other places to restore peace
She is trapped in Imperium as a Prisoner
She is evil as she has forgotten who she was
Let me know your ideas on what might have happened to Pixal!!!
Oh, this is too great!!! I love this!!
I just had to reblog this since it gets me thinking about what might have happened to Pixal in the merge!
She would have gone bad because of something or someone (or even getting controlled) and not knowing who she truly was.
I feel like this would link to what someone mentioned recently in a post about how Jay would have amnesia and how it might as well have happened to Pixal and she might have got memory loss as well
This would link to one of the theories I had about whereabouts Pixal might be after the merge
''You either die as an hero,or live long enough to see yourself becoming a villian''
pixane angst
Bro! She is using Zane's Shurikens!!!!!! SUCH A SWEETIE!!!
Pixal 😍 ... I just love the extra that comes with the recent Legacy Comic, okay?! 🤣 Also, the little tins are neat!