Quark Get's High Lmfao - Blog Posts

thatrandomcommander

2 months ago

Ok, so, I had an idea.

What if somehow the main crew of ds9 got trapped somewhere and the only way to leave is to drink a certain amount of poison, almost like a test of bravery or whatnot.

Turns out, the chemicals that said poison is made up of doesn't affect ferengi... well, at least not in the death kind of way.

It's a drug. Ferengi use this as a drug. It's really potent.

Anyways Quark is there so they give it all to Quark and he gets high.

That's it. That's the whole episode - Quark get's high and saves the day.

Here's my drawing of this idea:

Oh, and per request from Seb, here's Weyoun in this situation:

Yeah, vorta are built different lmao