Snickers - Blog Posts

Day one of turning different candies into girls

Meet snickers

Kind of inspired by this tik tok by @facesbyjer I recommend giving him quick follow

Snickers Semifreddo Cake Bakers Royale

You could probably convince Shouto to do just about anything if you gave him a Snickers.

The Boy loves that shit.

i remade this with a 1941 Snickers because..... reasons

I feel like azirphale and Crowley would be such a girls girls, like no joke

"Oh, you forget your perfume? I have some! "

"Your hair a mess? I got a brush! "

"Your hijab needs help? I have a pin!"

"You didn't eat? I got a snickers! " like no joke ugh they give off such vibes

“You okay, dear?”

First time painting something on clothes/shoes. Like how it come out.

ASD Brains be Like - Snicker Knife

I was walking, you know, like a normal human being, and somehow my brain made a series of connections that resulted in me thinking “could you murder somembody with a snickers bar?”.

I now know, thanks to 20 minutes of contemplation, how to kill somebody with a snickers bar.

Place the snickers in your refrigerator to make sure that they're solid, but not too hard.

Remove from fridge and quickly slice off parts of the bar to create a wedge, point or blade, whichever works.

Quickly place bar in freezer to avoid melting, and to solidify/harden it.

Use when ready

The only issue I could think of is if the target runs, you will no longer have a knife, but you will have a snickers bar so you can apologise for trying to kill them. Nut allergies give a +7 to damage

Also, to dispose of the evidence, eat your weapon. It won’t be as nice as a normal snickers bar, cos it's covered in blood, but I’m sure you can make do. You’re on the run from the law now after all. Why did you do this, idiot? Why?

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Disclaimer - Murder is stinky. Don’t.

- Pasta