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thornieta

3 months ago

HC that this happened shortly after the league formed:

Random Meta hero (really doesn’t matter who) upon learning Batman is human: oh wow, do you and Green Arrow know each other then?

Batman *scandalised* : what do you think all humans know each other?

RMH *nervously*: oh god I’m so sorry sir I can’t believe I just assumed that

Batman *knowing damn well that he and Ollie went to school together and have a bottomless brunch planned for the weekend* : don’t let it happen again

It must be so fucking weird for Bruce and Oliver to be on the Justice League. Like here they are with a bunch of metahumans, aliens, wizards and gods and shit, and they’re literally just Two Dudes. I bet they side-eye the fuck out of each other during League meetings bc like what the actual fuck? how can this be my problem? I’m going to the chiropractor after this?

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batman dc comics dc oliver queen apologies Yeah Batman is vengeance and the night but he’s also a messy bitch who lives for drama him and Ollie meet for brunch where Ollie complains for 4 hours straight about his unnamed ‘coworkers’ honestly if bruce wasn’t literally batman it would be a wonder Ollie’s identity remains private just two silly guys pre-identity reveal Bruce uses his power for evil and drama this is so ooc

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akerkukareku

7 months ago