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I am a firm believer that Jim Kirk is a very smart man…. however… the pure idiot energy he has in Amok time….
Omg this needs to happen. As a musician I volunteer as tribute
in these trying times i have made up the concept of a star trek musical
Beans Halp
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McCoy: you better keep this up ensign. You’re providing me good job security.
Reddie: haha, thanks doc.
Kirk: BOANS HALP!!
McCoy: hang tight here, I’ll be back
Reddie: Will be fine! Go!
Kirk: BONES!
McCoy: JIM! Where are you!
Kirk: BONES!
McCoy: Jim!
Kirk: BOOOAAANSS!
McCoy: Jim keep yelling I’ll find you!
McCoy: JIM!
Kirk: BOAN…
McCoy: Jim, what happened?! What’s wrong??
Kirk: I’m… I’m…
Kirk: hongry
McCoy: …
Kirk: do you have any snacks pls?
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on september 15, 1967, spock and kirk gave birth to a beautiful baby girl named slash fanfiction
Kirk / Spock / Photographer
Octavian after the cannon if he survived:
White fluffy hair around going to his waist, put up in a high ponytail.
A white button up shirt under a black vest with a flowy pattern on it.
Due to the cannon, the left half of his face was horrifically scared, in the same way two face has two faces, half of his face is normal and the other is covers by a metal half mask, with a glowing place where the eye would be.
He wears hearing aids due to going partially deaf due to the loudness of the cannon.
His whole left side is pretty fucked, he lost his left arm fully during cannon, that’s the only thing they found of him. Henry had a metal prosthetic made with the same pattern that’s on the vest carved into it.
His leg wasn’t as bad as his arm but he still lost chunks, he got it metal plated but it still causes him regular pain.
He has to spend over half an hour ruccibg ointment over his whole left half, as it’s fully scared.
The only scars on his right side is his top surgery scars and a few he got from fighting.
Goes by Vi to people who don’t know him so he isn’t found by people in his past.
Was awful with a sword, but found he adopted a bow after the whole cannon incident.
Wears heeled boots because on his left half his hell was fully replaced by metal, and it’s less painful if his mussels are tensed like that.
Got proficient in sign language but signs with a slur due to the fact he has one metal hand and only half his sight.
Got less racist, and now without Gaea in his ear 24/7 telling him to exterminate the Greeks he has some sort of small music playing in his hearing aids because he can’t stand the silence.
Trans (FTM) and had a gay awakening when he was fighting with Jason, and denied it very hard.
Wears an old braclet of the last things he could snatch from camp before he ran away.
No one thought he was alive, and basically didn’t remember to check for him for weeks after, when they found his arm. He was paralysed for a week lying down in the grass awake but unable to move and in pain, he cried all his tears from them, developing a despising of all demigods in general after he was made to suffer for a week straight basically undead.
Was saved by a small Greek boy who was about 5. He basically adopted him after that, begrudgingly. Finding out he was a son of Kronos, about three years after, and still taking care of him. Basically hiding him from his dad and trying to survive away from society.
this is surprisingly accurate
started watching star trek with the bf
i love how any trekkie just immediately knows which face
big fan of whenever Spock makes this face. You know what face
nah but LITERALLY, though
k/s is that ship where at first you don’t ship it but understand it, then you start feeling the ship and then, before you realize it, the two have taken over your thoughts, mind and maybe life.
I don’t even have a caption for this help me help me there are gay people in my head and they won’t leave
“Jim, I am unfamiliar with these ‘Side-blotched Lizards’ of earth.”
“Why, they’re a species of reptiles in which the males have three different reproductive strategies, each one dominating over one of the other strategies, and losing to the remaining third.”
“Captain?”
“They’re the rock paper scissors lizards, Spock.”
the horta slays severely. clearly a man under a fucked up rug, sitting crunched up on a rolling pad. she's my best friend. she is the mother to them. she's my favorite star trek alien.
since in TOS the characters sometimes all wear the same eyeshadow i've come to a few possible conclusions
everyone saw spock wearing it and decided they wanted to do they same (boring)
they all accidentally bought the exact same eyeshadow and the same store at the same time. they kept seeing each other and pretending they didn't so they wouldn't have to talk to their coworkers (slightly amusing)
everyone is actively stealing spock's eyeshadow right from his room to wear it. he has found people applying eyeshadow in his bathroom several times. he cannot get them to stop (fun)
the senior staff has meetings every morning where they do each other's make up (very fun)
the uniforms in enterprise make 0 sense to me.
through the passage of time in the shows the uniforms lose more and more color. so if we work backwards they gain MORE color :)
ex.
see???? just a little around the neck
then just the shoulders :)
torso! minus the shoulders.
whole shirt! entire shirt! its the whole entire shirt!
so OBVIOUSLY as we work backwards through the timeline you'd expect EVEN MORE COLOR based on this, right?
WRONG
they only have! little shoulder lines!!!! by logic these guys should be wearing full jumpsuits of color! a morph suit to show they're an engineer or something!!! BUT NO! it makes ZERO sense to me to jump from this style of uniform with the itty bitty bit of color to an entire shirt worth!!!!
put them in jump-suits! make them look stupid! make their shoes match their color, even! I want them to look ridiculous.