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1 month ago

Windblade: Starscream why are you calling

Starscream: I just realised that if the high grade or drugs don't work to stop me being depressed.

Starscream: Why not take both at the same time! I'M GOING TO BE HAPPY GLITCHES!!!!

Later

Reporter: Starscream has been rushed to get dire medical treatment after Windblade found him coughing up energon and unresponsive. He is now stable and is being visited by some bots

Cut to Starscream strapped to a berth

Windblade: Tell me right now! WHAT THE FRAG MADE YOU DO THAT! YOU COULD HAVE DIED!!

Starscream: In my defence I wasn't aware that would happen

Wheeljack: Even I know what you did is dangerous and I'm literally the guy that triggers danger

Chromia: Unfortunately you survived though so I don't see the problem

Windblade: Not the right time Chromia


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1 year ago

I have realized that all of the incorrect quotes so far have been about the Rescue Bots and ProtectoBots.

Have more characters.

Blast Off: Hey besties-

Swindle: Die.

Blast Off: What did I do to you-

Hot Rod: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?

Ratchet, exasperated: WHY?!?

Ratchet points at Cliffjumper : YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A SHIP!

Ratchet points at Bumblebee: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!

Ratchet points at Hot Rod: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!

Ratchet: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

Wheeljack, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child. Ratchet, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-

Shockwave: Yeah, well I've never died so how do I know that god is real.

Knockout: Why are you on fire? Breakdown: This is just how my day is going.

Thundercracker, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy-


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