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Doodled Delilah during class today

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2BDamned/Doc headcanons

Because I'm a fellow Doc enjoyer. And I'm obsessed with this old man that has only appeared four times now in the fucking series.

This is LOOOONG.

If he had an equivalent to a human age, he would be at least in his early 40's or in his mid 30's.

Doesn't mind He/They pronouns, gender? What is that really?

Agender and gender nonconforming

Has eight piercings in total, two industrials, four orbitals an eyebrow piercing and a tongue piercing.

He's Russian, idk why i just think he is for some reason.

He's punk, or was punk at some point. C'mon now, he's a dissenter, he betrayed the agency in some way. Don't tell me that's not punk.

+ silly ahhhh mohawk

He's autistic. Not that he really knows it ofc, but it's kind of like an open secret.

(At this point all of the status quo is neurodivergent + mentally ill)

He's bilingual, he knows more than ten languages including russian and english.

What? ofc he knows Spanish? (I'm coping so fucking hard rn)

He shaves his head for routine and 2B more comfortable (I'm sooo funny i know)

Cut him some slack, maintaining hair, specially a mohawk is difficult.

This man absorbs information like it's there's no tomorrow, if the topic interest him ofc.

That's how he learned some medical stuff.

He likes black coffee, just plain coffee, no sugar or nothing.

Sleep schedule? What it's that?

He knows all about Nevada and how it all works, it's his thing, he learns pretty fast and Jebus is he good at it.

The only reason why he doesn't learn how to drive properly is because he doesn't see a real reason for it.

Why learn how to drive if reality itself is in constant danger?

He does know how to cook but he is too lazy to do it.

He's a chubby man, he does have some muscles, a dadbod to be more specific.

Ofc he has a lot of body hair.

He knows basic self defense tactics, but only uses them as a last resort.

WHY IS HE THAT FUCKING ATTRACTIVE???? HE'S AN ATTRACTIVE PIECE OF SHIT!! FUCK!!!

moments of Annie going insane of how hot the Hantengus are

Sticky hand wall update

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

violently shaking jess aphmau by the shoulders because WHAT. WAS THIS ON PURPOSE JESSICA. WAS THIS ON FREAKIJG PURPOSE .?? !?

scrolling through Twitter is so fucking weird

Ikrrr, like leave me alone, this is supposed to be my comfort zone, my space to release my pain ughh😭😭

౨ৎ‧₊˚ they'll message you after a post talking about how sad and ill you are too?? can they just be normal 🙏

Tw blood , trauma

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POV: you’re the high evolutionary😭😭😭

Enjoy!!

Dungeons and Dragons: Pathfinder

My brother has been play DnD for a very long time and I’ve finally been able to create a character of my own to play too.

I am a Halfling Druid/Ranger (for his DM world we start at level 5) with a Direfox companion.

I may post her stuff here or even make another side blog for her depending on how often I get to work with her.

I’ve also made a DDO account so if anyone wants we could work together.

:/ I need friends

shorts

so I was reading the tag on the shorts I just got and it went something like this.

“4 way stretch, waterproof pocket, SIDE KNIFE POCKET!?, belt loop d ring”

why?

it’s like 4:30 am and I’m trying to sleep when all of a sudden I remember the time someone at a summer camp convinced me mold was edible. I didn’t ever test that theory.

was having a normal one about the Saiki brothers so here’s this

why is my Google blue

dying in their arms

featuring !! malleus draconia, ace trappola, riddle rosehearts, leona kingscholar, lilia vanrouge, azul ashengrotto, cater diamond, deuce spade, floyd leech, idia shroud, jade leech, kalim al asim, jamil viper, and vil schoenheit.

tw; mention of blood and death

MALLEUS DRACONIA curses himself for being weak. he’s always prided his strength as crown prince, but as you lay in his arms, weak and bloody, he resents himself. 

“i’m sorry,” he murmurs into your palm, kissing the tips of your fingers as you cry. “i am so, so, sorry.” 

you squeeze his hand, tears running down your cheeks as you intertwine your fingers together. “i’m scared, malleus.” you whisper, hands shaking.

malleus has never known pain this excruciating. it pulls him apart, tears his limbs, gnaws at his nerves. 

“wait for me.” he pleads, bowing his head into your arms. “i beg of you.” 

you smile. “i’ll always wait for you, malleus.” 

you’re still smiling when you pass. it’s only hours later does lilia finally pull malleus from your body, eyes red and face gaunt as he whispers his final farewell. 

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I fucking hate tiktok. I genuinely thought "unalive" was a real word ALL THIS TIME because english isn`t my first language. What the hell

WHAT-

Ehem- so, a movie is coming out on Oct 18, MY B DAY, its the Smile 2 movie. The trailer popped up on a add and I kinda just stared at it. I DONT LIKE THAT, WHY WITH ITS PLOT? IM FINE WWITH HORROR MOVIES BUT SERIOUSLY??? A HORROR MOVIE I RELATE TO ON MY FRICKEN BIRTHDAY?

Why do I always get obsessed with things that (fair enough) have basically no fandom??? Like I just got obsessed with a ten minute film on YouTube called “Sprite Fright” and was sad that there was literally only one or two pieces of fanart or fanmedia. I’m so sad.

Little Cesars-

@aimdoesart

I JUST LOOKED ON MY BAG BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING A SEVERE LACK OF NOISE (I have 6 charms so far [two for each zipper]) AND WHAT DO I FIND!?

M-my…

ᴹʸ ᴴᶦᵏᵃʳᵘ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴷᵃᵒʳᵘ ᶜʰᵃʳᵐ ᶦˢ ᵍᵒⁿᵉ ;^;

Here’s to me recharging my DSi and getting nostalgia and then crying because I can’t find the one game I wanted to revisit

Me: (gets in bed at a very reasonable 9:30 pm) I really gotta get more sleep tonight so I have energy to work on creative things tomorrow.

My brain: Did you mean "lie awake and rapidly generate more art and story ideas?"

Me: No--

My brain: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Couch Potato

Just a little to mid effort drawing of Neue & Sans.

Idk why I made this, but it made me laugh.

"We request that you not input the number 12 into the ChatGPT text generation program, as it may cause errors that result in slow response time for certain users."

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POV Ur trying to go to the girls bathroom.

Notice there isn’t a line for men

Had a dream about a REALLY awful Deltarune movie adaptation. Dont remember much but i do remember:

Kris was un-they/them-ed. they gendered the non gendered protag

Dark worlds were just ??? Not a thing ??? The events of the game still happened but not in a dark world for some reason

THEY GOT RID OF LANCER. MY BOY.

Ralsei was reduced to “annoying nerdy sidekick of the Super Cool Protagonist”

The elevator scene in ch1 where susie joins your party was instead susie confessing her love to Kris. In ch2 she was transformed into a good feminine girl by the power of heterosexual love (ew ew ew eugh ew)

In ch2 Berdly goes to save Noelle instead of Susie and they ended up together

Someone tell my subconscious to never inflict this vision upon me again

People: oh children are just so full of imagination!!!

Me at work: please please write something for your story anything at all I am begging you

Student: nah I can’t think of anything

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