Writing Funny - Blog Posts

He leaned down, voice like silk-draped steel, 'Sweetie, if you keep looking at me like that, I'm going to ruin your innocence one kiss at a time. And you're going to thank me for every second.' 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

He doesn't rush. He savours. And I suffer - beautifully, willingly - in the spaces between his hands. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

He made me ache. Not just between my thighs - but in my chest, in my soul, in every trembling part of me. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

I crave control. Not mine - his. Wrapped around my wrists and whispered around my spine. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

I don't want to be in charge. I want to be kept. Owned. Cherished with rules I love to break just so he'll punish me. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

I crave control. Not mine - his. Wrapped around my wrists and whispered around my spine. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

He didn’t just fuck me. He devoured me - mind, body, and every sinful thought I never dared speak aloud. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

He tasted like danger. I licked my lips and asked for seconds. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

Let him pin me down, kiss the whimpers off my lips, and make me beg with nothing but a look. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

I ache to be taken. Not gently. But like I am the only thing that's ever made him lose control. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

I want to be ruined. By his voice. By his hands. By the way he says my name when I've pleased him. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

He calls me good girl and suddenly my spine forgets how to stay straight. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

I crave control. Not mine - his. Wrapped around my wrists and whispered around my spine. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

I don't want power. I want his hand around my throat, his voice in my ear, his name carved into my obedience. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

He didn’t just fuck me. He devoured me - mind, body, and every sinful thought I never dared speak aloud. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

You can worship me with your mouth,or ruin me with your hands. Either way, I'll say 'thank you'. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

He tasted like danger. I licked my lips and asked for seconds. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

Touch me with words, undress me with your mind. Or just send memes. I'm complex like that. 💜

cr: @untameddesire 🫐

Friend: “How’s that book coming along?”

Me: “Which one?”

Friend: “You already finished one?!”

Me and my seventeen half-finished prologues of various novels and thirty other abandoned books with absolutely no endings: “Well, you see...”

I don't even do outlines anymore, but this still happens. Planning means nothing; never has.

"So you're just gonna avoid writing your WIP for absolutely no reason ? What about your characters?"

Writers 😩:

"So you're just gonna avoid writing your WIP for absolutely no reason ? What about your characters?"

Writers 😩:

Bam!!!!

“Here's how to write a mystery novel: at the beginning you tell a lie, and by the end you tell the truth.” — Gregory McDonald

WRITERS WHEN THEIR CHARACTERS DO THINGS THAT ARE OFF THE PLOT 😭😭

Suicide mission 😭🪦

Yeah I understand that sometimes our characters can have a mind of their own but sometimes you just gotta rein in control. I definitely can't imagine reading a ten-page argument about cheese. It's highly unnecessary. If they terribly need to banter about cheese, make it short for the sake of your readers and get. back. into. the. plot.🙂.

I AM TRYING TO WRITE A SIMPLE SCENE BUT APPARENTLY EVERY CHARACTER HAS DECIDED TO BECOME AN EXPERT IN BANTER AND DERAIL THE PLOT. HOW DID THIS TURN INTO A 10-PAGE ARGUMENT ABOUT CHEESE?? WHO IS IN CHARGE HERE (IT’S NOT ME)!!!!!!!!!????????

Writers when it's time to write their New Year Resolutions knowing that finishing their WIP is taking the #1 spot 😩

Writers during the Festive Season 🎄😒

Writers finding out that they actually have to write their book, not just fantasize about it.

*Screaming in S.O.S 😭😭😭

Writers when it's time to write the story no one forced them to come up with in the first place 🙄