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“who asked” i did. keep talking. tell me more. what happened after that.
Former gifted kid doesn’t immediately understand her homework and breaks down at her work desk (three dead, five injured)
My gaze is contagious
foreign and lethal.
My stare—engulfing,
Swallowing your eyes whole.
Tenacious, leaping bounds,
Setting your eyes ablaze.
It won’t stop until your eyes burn red,
Until they’re flooded I say.
For my stare—a plague.
You won’t be the only victim.
And my sight—infectious…
You’d too be guilty.
(So ask what it is…)
Pink eye—conjunctivitis.
A random conversation about having conjunctivitis led me to this💀
i have a whole movie in my head but i can’t for fucks sake write it down
Never forgotten but...never finished.
![a meme
first panel tuxedo mask labelled as "writer" says "my job here is done."
next panel sailor moon says to him "But you only wrote for 7 minutes..."
next panel writer/tuxedo mask leaves while dramatically swishing his cape and labelled as [takes a 5 hour break]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/04a9acbc6c0719fbc9918173cfd70f7f/b47f4e740df977fc-e1/s500x750/9194267dff1ff12ae81e723d514d02da771850d5.png)
Literally me
the worst
"why does writing take so long" because 60% of it is coming up with a sentence, realizing that sentence doesn't work the way you want it to, and staring at a wall
Me, currently, at this second
Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰
Me, Writertok completion open on my laptop and Writblr open on my phone
Me, right now with my laptop on my lap
I honestly giggled silently as i saw the inside of the damn sock
(( by giggling silently, i mean like uh- yk how if you giggle, you do it with your nose- idk i can’t explain it at all. ))
the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
