Writing This Post Made Me Learn More About The Permian Period. I Wish I Was A Gorgonopsian - Blog Posts

i want to study at a Permian university

i will call reptiles and mammals "sauropsids and therapsids" and measure by millions of years. i would watch the eruption of The Siberian Traps all night while drinking from Buchanan Lake with my evolutionary rivals. i'll have Deltavjata meat every day that's worth 3068400 kilocalories. i would go to ambush prey every night. i am also more likely to meet Gorgonops, Cotylorhynchus, Ed Sheeran and Lystrosaurus.

i wish i was a pre-mammalian synapsid :(