problematic? pROBLEMATIC?? i'm so FUCKING woke i lay awake at night. i'm so left-leaning that i'm doing CARTWHEELS. i'm so anti-eurocentric i keep an instrument from vietnam and rajasthan on my desk at all times in case i wanna bust it down global south style okay. i let history be decided by the losers. i do revisionist history in the OTHER FUCKING DIRECTION. i'm so fucking feminist that i simultaneously didn't notice your tits at first and noticed them immediately and was non threatening in my admiration. i'm such a fucking ally that i'm trans just to heighten my empathy for trans people. i'm so POC friendly i haven't met a white person in my entire GOD DAMN LIFE. you have no FUCKING idea what you're up against.