Have Some Random (but Not Really) Octonauts Headcanons Because I Can't Think Of Any Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I downloaded the Tumblr app to my phone and I'm trying to figure it out

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Peso: As you can see on this X-ray, this is how a tail should normally look

*shows an image of a tail with no breaks*

Peso: This, is how your tail looks

*shows an image of Kwazii's tail, which has been broken several times over and healed wrong*

Kwazii: I don't see the concern-

Peso: THERE IS ALL THE CONCERN-

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Barnacles: Alright, this is an easy mission, get on the island, get the creature to safety, get out. Easy

The universe: Haahaa get screwed

*makes everything insanely difficult*

Barnacles:

Barnacles: damnit

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Shellington: *eating seaweed*

Kwazii: What ya eating there?

Shellington, who's brain is running on autopilot: your mom

Kwazii: *fear and shock*

Tweak from across the hall: YES!!!

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Dashi: Alright, the discord server is finished, and I have all the roles set!

Barnacles: Thank you Dashi :)

Shellington: Dashi, quick question...

Dashi already knowing what he's going to ask: Yes?

Shellington: why is one of my roles "the one everyone sees as 'uwu baby, but is a feral gremlin'"?

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Professor Inkling: Alright, so as you can see, this book are organized by color, the information they hold, and their title in alphabetical order

Dashi, who is color blind and doesn't have her contacts in: Got it!

Kwazii, who struggles with dyslexia and has to say the entire alphabet to know what comes next: Definitely...

Shellington, who has been zoned out for the past few hours: Yeh-

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Tweak, modifying Shellington helmet: Alright, finished!

Shellington putting the helmet collar around his neck: Amazing! So, what did you do?

Tweak: I just reinforced the glass/plastic and added some support

Shellington: Oh, why did you do that?

Tweak: Well...

[Flashback to a few hours ago]

Peso: *having a panic attack*

Tweak: Peso! What happened?

Peso: SHELLINGTON MANAGED TO CRACK HIS HELMET AGAIN UNDERWATER AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS I THINK HE CRASHED THE GUP AGAIN BUT I DON'T KNOW AND-

[Flashback over]

Tweak: Uh, yeah, I just wanted to...

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Kwazii: I am going to put all of these marbles in my pocket, and then leave one in each room, just to confuse everyone

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My reach has tanked so much and idk what to do-

Ask are still open, and I'll be posting the rules + pinning them some point soon ^^

How about we get some Dashi x Shellington cause I have been in multishipping hell

Hell yes >:)

They give "I'm going to do this dangerous thing" "that's horrible, I'm doing it too/coming with you" vibes ^^

(I also threw in a few headcanons I have for them ^^)

Cw/Tw for some swearing

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Shellington: Dashi, I'm going to put my cookie in the con queso dip

Dashi: That's disgusting I'm going to do the same thing

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Dashi: SHELLINGTON!! ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP!!!

Shellington: YES!!! ARE YOU HYDRATED!!

Dashi: YES!!

Shellington: GOOD

Dashi: GOOD

Shellington: GOOD

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Dashi: honk

Peso, confused: ...what?

Shellington: HØŇĶ

Peso, now confused and concerned: wHAT DOES THAT MEAN-

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Dashi: *walks into bathroom and pulls back shower curtain*

Dashi: Hey Shellington do you remember where we last saw that Giant Phantom Jellyfish?

Shellington, unphased: The last sighting was in Monterey Bay, California

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Dashi: For this article, this phrase would look good in italics

Shellington, who hasn't slept in over 24 hours: why would I put it in Italians-

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Shellington: *talks about a recently spotted sea creature for hours on end*

Dashi: *has a look of complete happiness and adoration towards Shellington + interest in what he is talking about*

Random person: Can you stop-

Dashi: Ò - Ó 🔪

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Dashi: Check our this ad, there's a studio that's looking for people to be on a ghost hunter team!

Shellington: Sounds odd, but intriguing ^^

Professor Inkling: I advise against it-

Dashi: Why?

Professor Inkling: it would be more dangerous for the ghosts and those filming-

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Shellington, who is clearly tired: Can I sleep in your bed with you tonight?

Dashi, who was just woken up: Shell, this is a queen sized bed. It's just for the queen *gestures towards herself*

Dashi: but yes you can

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Dashi, who forgot to put her contacts in: HOLY SHIT THERE'S A GIANT BUG KILL IT-

Shellington: Dashi...

Shellington: That's a leaf...

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Shellington: Wait, you actually like me?? Like, for my personality?? For ME-??

Dashi:

Dashi: listen you amazing little sh-

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Shellington: Relationships are like a 50/50

Shellington: I find strange creatures, Dashi takes pictures of them

Shellington: Dashi cooks us dinner, and I sit on a chair in the other room because I somehow managed to set water on fire

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Shellington: What do you want to do today?

Dashi, in a joking tone: World domination

Shellington: Sounds a little difficult, but I'm sure you can do it ^^;

Dashi: You are my world >:)

Shellington, who is oblivious: Aww! That's sweet :3

Dashi:

Dashi:

Dashi: how the-

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Shellington running up to Dashi: Hey, did it hurt when you fell-

Dashi: Wow, I didn't think you'd ever try to flirt with anyone, like, EVER

Shellington: No, I mean when you jumped out of the Gup A and fell face first into the sand

Dashi: ...

Shellington: You didn't move for a few minutes and I was concerned

Dashi: I-

Shellington: I also called Peso

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Shellington: Alright, I'm going to check on the process of the wedding cake

Dashi: Got it! I'll go check up on the ring bear

Shellington: Ok-

Shellington: Wait...

Shellington: You mean ring bearER, right?

Dashi: ...

Dashi: Um...

Captain Barnacles in the next room: 0 - 0 ...

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Shellington: I truly go into a housewife/husband like mode when I'm in a relationship/find my soulmate- Like, ill make them pancakes and such every morning if I can

Dashi: This is a lie-

Dashi: I'm dating him, this is a lie

Dashi: He doesn't even know how to cook pancakes!!

Dashi: HE'S MANAGED TO BURN WATER BEFORE-

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You can't tell me they don't (semi) aggressively remind each other to self care-

Requests + Asks are still open ^^

Oops-

Sorry, accidentally vanished from this account for a few months lol, sorry about that. I've been a bit more active on my alts (pinned) lol.

Anyways, have some Incorrect Octonauts Quotes:

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Barnacles: So... why?

Kwazii: Why not?

Barnacles: ...

Barnacles: Because it's dangerous...?

Kwazii: You act as if that has ever stopped me from doing ANYTHING

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Dashi: Smile!

*camera flash*

Dashi: Alright, let's look...

The picture:

Kwazii has red eyes, Shellington, Peso, and Barnacles look ready to collapse, Tweak is somehow blurred, and Professor Inkling is an eldritch horror

Dashi: ... ok, maybe no more flash usage...

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Kwazii: INCOMING!!!

Everyone: *panics*

Kwazii: Wait, false alarm, my bad!

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Tweak: What if we put double turbo boosters on the Gup B...

Kwazii: YES!

Peso: No!

Barnacles: I'll take away both of your Gup privileges.

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Shellington: I can't feel my mouth...

Peso: When was the last time you drank water??

Shellington: ...

Shellington: I'd... rather not answer that...

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Barnacles: Wow, what a nice day! I bet nothing will go wrong!

Kwazii, Tweak, Dashi, and Shellington in the background:

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Yeah... so, uh, yeah :)

I hope you enjoyed this very short thing, and I'll (hopefully) get to requests soon T___T

I went to watch it just to see how much it changed/how rough the transition was. That caught me more off guard than I thought

"✨🧚the great barrier reef is depending on us!🧚✨

👹👹can you feel the rising tide👺👺"

Go for it!!! If you do, tag me, I wanna see >:3

hi!! could you do octonauts comforting headcannons? like you had a bad day or just feeling sad, how they would react. thank you!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

YESS!!!! It's been so long since I've written something in this format, let's go >:)

I also added some other characters ^^

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Captain Barnacles

- Instant Dad Mode (said as if he's not in Dad Mode 99% of the time-)

- Doesn't always know what to do, but he tires his best

- Would ask what was wrong or if anything happened

- He honestly (almost) takes the most time out of anyone here to make sure you're ok [not that the others don't take time], this man is thorough

- He gives great bone crushing hugs, the type of hugs you'd never forget (in a good way)

- Gives the Dad Pep Talk (TM) to you (the good one, not the "What's 6 × 3" angry pep talk)

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Kwazii

- Doesn't really know how to approach at first

- Ends up going in calm before going more energetic

- Always asks if your up to do anything to distract you from whatever may have happened

- Would 100% tell you stories about Calico Jack or some things they've done before joining the Octonauts

- Wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist in comfort (if you're ok with that)

- You have a high chance of getting softly tackles and purred on by Kwazii. As well as getting biscuits made on you

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Peso

- I'm 90% sure he's the oldest (if not one of the middle-older) of like, 50- most are cousins but they are basically siblings in a Spanish family (- from a Spanish person)

- The first time he's a little nervous, but after that they find things that will work for you ^^

- Would build a pillow fort, no questions asked. They are the 2nd best in the Octopod when it comes to pillow forts

- Probably pulls out a sticker sheet and gives you some, ESPECIALLY if they have puns

- Movie night, you guys just vibe in a pillow fort watching some good movies with some snacks. Maybe the Vegimals will join you guys

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Dashi

- No hesitation, grabs your hand (or asks you to follow her if you don't like touch) and plans something fun to do

- One of the first questions out if their mouth is if you want/need to vent

- Hypes you up no matter what. Got in an argument? Get it, you stood firm and held your ground. Someone left you? You're going to get better, you're doing amazing now.

- She'll show you her photo album/vidoes, especially photos of funny moments she managed to capture

- They'd 100% pull out a box of horror movies that are so bad they are funny, and spend the night watching them with you

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Tweak

- It takes a bit for Tweak to fully notice, but when they do, it's game over

- Pillow Fort. You can't tell me that they aren't the best at making pillow forts

- Yes, they are working on something while you're talking (if you are OK with talking) but she is paying attention and holding on to every detail while planning on what to say

- After a while (especially if it's late) they will have their video game console ready to go with another controller ready for use (if you want to play)

- Probably plays some more chill and calming games, like Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, or Uno

- That or more high energy games, like Splatoon, Bioshock, or Overwatch (those games do a good job at taking your mind off of things)

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Shellington

- Gestures for you to give them your hand

- Guess what? You now own a very cool looking piece of coral

- After that they lead you to their lab and starts setting up a little blanket fort (different from a pillow fort)/nest for you guys to vibe in

- The Vegimals join after a little while and will just lay on you guys

- Shellington would read to you, no questions asked

- That, or set up a projector they have and watch some movies (probably Disney or Pixar, maybe a history movie or two)

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Professor Inkling

- Looks at you for a bit to get a good read on you, similar to Shellington

- After a while he'll approach you and ask for you to follow him to the Library

- There, there's already tea and other things ready for you guys

- Doesn't pressure you to talk to him about anything, just grabs a book and starts reading (out loud if you ask)

- Give some of the BEST advice. He's pretty old, and is seen as a grandfather by anyone he works with. This dude has wisdom and knows how to give it to you in a nice manner

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Vegimals

- Will either bake something for you, or get you to help them bake for others (and yourself, depends on what you like)

- You get to see the chaos unfold around you as flour rains down around you

- That, or they will take you to the Garden Pod to do some gardening with them (this normally ties in with baking/cooking tho, they need to get ingredients)

- I headcanon that they can purr, and they pur LOUD

- One would just climb on your back and start purring (probably Salepeño, Barrot, or Codish)

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Tracker

- Gives you their jacket, and no, they won't take no for am answer here

- Also makes you some hot coco/coffee/tea

- Lets you talk when you want to, it's your choice

- Likes to show you cool things they found to take your mind off of things

- At some point they'll break the (likely) silence with a flurry of encouragement and affection, "You're doing amazing", "I know things are rough, but you'll be able to pull through", "You should be proud of yourself, you're doing well" and other other things

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Professor Natquik

- He knows. That's it. He knows

- Doesn't even question it that much, he kinda just... takes you???

- Think about the thing cat's do with their kittens, that

- Makes you a nice drink, sits you down, and just talks with you. You don't have to respond if you don't want to, he'll gladly ramble on about his work and support for you

- Tells some really funny stories (such as how he met Barnacles by hitting him in the face with a snowball) [headcanon]

- You'll probably end up falling asleep by mistake, but he's happy. Brings out a fluffy blanket and drapes it over you. Get some rest, you deserve it ^^

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Bianca

- Orson and Ursa are already on you asking questions, but they only want to cheer you up and help you feel better

- Bianca probably sends them off to play for a bit while she stays with you

- Instant hug (if you're ok with it), just as strong as Barnacles

- She gives amazing advice, and is always willing to help (and throw hands, just in case)

- Ursa and Orson come back after a while with little snow bunnies they made

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Ranger Marsh

- Would ask what was wrong but walk away before you could answer

- Then he'd have a baby alligator in his arms and just hand it to you/put it on your lap

- Congratulations, you now have a therapy alligator

- He would also hand you a packet of crackers and some water. Don't think when you're dehydrated/hungry, there's a fair chance that your brain and body is being pissy. He's a walking Snickers ad in a way

- Also does the (good) Dad Pep Talk (TM) at the end

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Calico Jack

- How they respond depends on where you are, so for this I'll just say your guys are in the Amazon-

- Congratulations, you are now in a Capybara cuddle pile with Calico Jack laughing (but in a nice way, like "aww, cuddle pile")

- He does the same thing as Kwazii, wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist (if you're ok with it) and does the purr

- Like Grandfather like Grandspawn

- Would 100% make a fake treasure hunt for you to take your mind off of things

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Paani

- I don't know much about Panni, but I feel like he'd offer you a nice rock

- If you guys are outside he'd try to take you to a place with a good view and have a little picnic with you (that they TOTALLY didn't make last minute /s [he made it last minute] )

- Just vibes with you watching the sky and clouds. Also probably looked at the sun by mistakes at least once no I'm not projecting

- Will try to get you to talk about it, but will back off if you don't want to. He's glad to fill the silence with things he's done

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BAM DONE-

Sorry for being gone for so long, exams are next week and my brain is ascending into the floor rn lol

Requests are still open ^^

May I request some min/inkling incorrect quotes? (Can be romantic or platonic either one is fine :D)

Will do ^^

Sorry this took so long :')

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Min: I swear if I see one of them running off again without a plan, I'll make sure to mark their grave-

Inkling: I'll... I'll keep that in mind...

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Inkling: *is showing Min a very old map*

Min: Wait a moment, there's a path here and here that isn't documented, as well as-

Inkling: *look of pure love and adoration*

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Kwazii: *trying to explain current meme culture*

Inkling: So basically, I have to go searching for beans at 2am with friends?

Kwazii: Well no-

Inkling, already on the phone with Min: Min, I have a proposition to make.

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Min: Oh my stars. Do you know what this is?

Inkling: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library. My library specifically.

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Min, trying to text Inkling: O

Inkling: What?

Min: Don’t read into that. Please...

Inkling: I will read into that.

Min: How? It's just a letter. A single letter.

Inkling: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm? There's meaning behind it!

Min: Really Professor? It's a letter, that's all.

Inkling: It could stand for something.

Min: I promise you that it stands for nothing.

Inkling: Like Oppression! Or worse,

Min: Professor, I accidentally hit the letter "O" and hit send.

Inkling: Optometrist.

Min looking up from her phone: • - •

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Inkling and Min: *having a joke argument*

Min: You know what? I'm going to prove that I'm correct with solid facts!

Inkling: I will too

Inkling: *grabs a book with the proper information*

Min: *pulls up Wikipedia and edits the article just to mess with Inkling*

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Min drawing out a map: I've connected the two dots-

Inkling looking over her shoulder: It seems you have.

Kwazii vibrating in the corner whispering the meme under the breath: hhhhhhhhhh

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Min: Help! I’m drowning!

Inkling: Calm down, we’re only in six feet of water!

Min: NOT ALL OF US ARE SEA CREATURES INKLING-

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Min: Good morning Professor!

Inkling, who hasn't slept in days: ... What?

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Inkling: You spent all our money on... this?

Min, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this. Trust me.

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Min: Are you busy?

Inkling: Yes.

Min: Cool, have a look at this if you may-

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I see these two as such a chaotic duo and I have no idea why. Super nice people, insanely smart, and while they have basic logic and common sense they would end up doing the stupidest things known to man.

Once again I'm sorry for this taking so long, my brain lowkey evaporated on me lol.

Request and such are still open ^^

Penguin :)

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

I went through hell yesterday, but ended up with more Incorrect quotes ideas ^^

Enjoy ;)

Tw: for swearing

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Kwazii: I'm freezing my ass off here...

Barnacles: You want some body temperature?

Barnacles:

Barnacles: Body heat, I meant body heat. That wording isn't any better...

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Shellington: Plactus

Peso: I'm sorry, "Plactus"?

Shellington: I tired to say plant and cactus at the same time and failed miserably

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Peso: This, is a shark with scoliosis

Dashi: Someone must have really liked their cut

Kwazii: They can blend in with the rocks

Shellington: "ah yes, this sand looks like sand"

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Dashi: I will beat your ass with a fish

Kwazii: Oh yeah? Where will you get the fish? Huh!?

Dashi: We're in the middle of the ocean you dumbass

Kwazii: that doesn't answer my question

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Kwazii: You see, bring nonbinary is amazing

Kwazii: People are pestering you on whether you were born afab or amab? Change your answer every question! Confuse the hell out of them!

Kwazii: People saying that Nonbinary people don't exist? Guess it's time to commit some crimes >:)

Kwazii: People are-

Tweak: I just wanted to know what outfit you thought would look better

Kwazii: Both. Wear them both at once

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Captain Barnacles used 13 in 1 Shampoo/Conditioner/Bodywash/Toothpaste/Mouthwash/Deodorant/Peanut Butter/Gatorade/Milk/Tin Foil/Tennis Shoes/Dental Floss/Eyedrops.

No, I won't take criticism.

Hey, Watch this!

*makes an Octonauts Highschool/College Au*

Something I can write with easy accuracy because 1) I'm in highschool, 2) the amount of chaos that happens in the school is easy to write, and 3) I used to be in medical classes (and other things) and can write so much for Peso and Shellington because they both deserve it

Also, this gives me a bigger environment than just the Octopod to (metaphorical) write it ^^