People Uneducated In The Gerard Way Canon Blaming Him For Ua Being Bad Leave My Girl Out Of This!!!!!!!

From the river to the sea,

Brotherhood AU

Branch design by @elijah-doodle ?

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for the past few days so I figured I’d share it. In some of my favourite renditions of the DreamSMP SBI family unit, Phil can be a pretty bad dad, often leaving on adventures with Technoblade, which means Wilbur is the one to raise Tommy and eventually Tubbo, when they find him on the side of the road.

But I raise you this, Phil and Techno find Tubbo during their travels.

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They’re a month into their travels after leaving a young Wilbur with four year old Tommy when they come across a cardboard box on the side of the road. Curious, they open it up to find a young boy and a note. The note gives the boy’s basic details, his birthday, age, and his name, Tubbo.

Phil longs to take the kid in and despite their plans to continue heading south, they change course to bring the kid back home. As they travel back the boy grows close with Phil and adopts a strange companionship with Techno as he watches over Tubbo as he plays in the forest, gathering random plants on the way.

They’re two weeks into their journey back when they camp near a pillager outpost, Phil and Techno make sure they’re out of sight when setting up camp and make plans to raid it in the morning. Tubbo does the usual as he chirps into the conversation here and there while handing them the necessary equipment to set up the tents. 

Techno’s on first watch that night, his eyes scanning the tree line for movement and watching Tubbo from the corner of his eye. The kid pulls out some various plants he’s gathered from a small backpack, something they picked up from a market a week ago. He crushes some of them with rocks and places them all in a pot of water he filled from the stream that afternoon. After he seems satisfied, he places the pot on the low burning fire, occasionally stirring the mixture.

It’s a peculiar sight and he’s pretty sure Tommy’s never played with pretend mixtures before. But the kid seems happy, a large grin on his face and Phil always said that no two children are the same. The voices are scattered, some worrying about the safety of the perimeter, others chattering away about how odd the child is, while some find it endearing. Techno frankly finds the constant chattering annoying so he’s relieved when Tubbo retreats to the tent with his plant concoction right as he switches over with Phil.

That morning he wakes to Phil reprimanding Tubbo for going into the forest without telling anybody. In the two weeks that they’ve he’s been in their care, the kid has managed to wander off a grand total of eight times, so Techno can’t really bring himself to care. Despite his own disinterest, the voices are often discussing how he snuck away, this time they’re concerned about the night patrol.

They pack up their stuff before heading to the outpost. They leave Tubbo by a large oak tree, not wanting him to get caught by the pillagers. They trail around the outside trying to avoid being spotted until they realise that there is no one on watch. The voices are screaming that something is wrong. Cautiously, the two of them enter the building only to see dozens of dead pillagers. There aren’t any wounds but they’ve both had enough experience with death to be able to tell.

There’s food on the table thats partially touched, almost as if they didn’t get to finish dinner. Techno picks up a piece of chicken and brings it up to sniff, only to be stopped by called out warning. “No! don’t eat the chicken Mr. Blade!” 

Techno turns to see Tubbo rushing into the room, avoiding the bodies strewn across the room. The kid runs up to him and attempts to bat the chicken out of his hand. It’s a feeble attempt as he barely reaches Techno’s waist and the elder simply holds the chicken further out of his reach. Phil laughs at the display, while the voices in Techno’s head freak out about the kid following him without being noticed. 

Techno takes in his surroundings, from the dead army of pillagers, the table filled with an unfinished feast and the kid who’s still trying to jump at the food he’s holding. He thinks of the odd concoction the kid made and how he supposedly left sometime during the night. It takes a moment but soon the voices are screaming once again, all of them delighted with Techno’s discovery.

Techno looks Tubbo in the eyes as he asks, “Did you poison them?” Phil’s laughter freezes, a sudden quiet taking over the room. Tubbo has the nerve to look guilty, looking away now, as he nods his head. 

“I heard you both making plans to fight them and I wanted to help since Mr Phil was hurt. I can’t fight so I figured out another way.”

Techno directs his gaze back to Phil, “You’re hurt?” 

Phil stares back before nodding, “It’s nothing serious mate, I’m just curious how Tubbo noticed.” They both look over to the kid responsible for the revelation.

“You re-adjusted your wings. There’s more weight on your right side than your left.” Now that’s something that Techno didn’t notice, he wonders how long Phil’s been hurt, though there does seem to be more important things at the moment. 

Techno looks Tubbo in the eye before looking back at Phil. “We’re keeping him.”

Phil smiles, “So we’re heading south again?”

Techno nods and turns again to acknowledge Tubbo who has been watching the exchange, “Hey kid, how do you like snow?”

Tubbo’s eyes light up and Phil pretends not to see Techno smile.

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I was gonna write more but now I want re write the beginning and make a whole fic of it? I’m not sure if anyone would want to see it though

Y'all's goin about @burrotello 's super awesome Fight Club AU,

while my headcanon Pomni already knows how to throw them hands XD

Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

i support womens rights and wrongs <3

Au where Tubbo is Jackie (and not the other way around!) Jackie’s maybe 14 or so in the event, and sometime after the tales event, Jackie found himself in the past with a messed up memory, and was found on the side of the road by the sbi, taking the name Tubbo.

At some point he does remember who he was before he ended up in the past. And the whole hitman/expert fighter/war general thing is something that’s actually a lot harder to reconcile with who he is now than one would imagine it would be.

Oh, this is a really cool idea. For laughs, maybe he panicked when they asked what his name was, because he can’t remember it, and saw the name on the side of the box, and went ‘Tubbo...yes. My name is Tubbo. Absolutely, that is me, just nobody look at the words on the box.’ 

And I can imagine it would be. Being a hitman and growing up free to do kid-stuff like chase bees and wrestle with his friend probably make for two very different people, even if at the core, they’re the same. Nature and nuture, y’know? 

On the bright side, now he remembers why he knows how to pick locks and stab people in certain ways, and he remembers even more neat tricks! How useful!

Depending on when he remembers, there’s a lot of chances for different things to happen, so that’s also something that’d be neat to play around with.

Superhero/Villain au where the SBI, Tubbo, and Fundy are all heroes, and everyone else is a villain in their city. When Wilbur goes missing, Techno and Philza dip to go find him, leaving Tommy, Tubbo, and Fundy to try to keep their city afloat.

Which isn’t going so well, because not only are they vastly outnumbered, but they’re still technically in training…and the people who actually were fully trained and qualified for this just left, leaving plenty of opportunities for other villains to join the party.

Lucky for our troubled trio, the city’s resident villains, led by Dream, don’t feel like sharing, and they’re all pretty attached to their heroes. So they step in, and help out, and as the heroes get closer and closer to the villains, they make more morally grey decisions.

Wilbur eventually shows back up again, with different powers, some trauma, and quite the tale, and he fits right in with the group.

But Philza and Techno cannot say the same, upon returning to find their young proteges now toeing the lines between hero, vigilante, and villain.

Blue with purple stripes

whether youve played tears of the kingdom/breath of the wild or not, PLEASE help me out here. in fact the judgement of non players will probably make a big difference.

these guys are called "blue lizalfos" in game. but thats not blue. right. right??? they're purple, right???? a blue-heavy purple, sure, but distinctly purple??????

reblog for bigger sample size etc etc

AU where Tubbo’s the son of Captain Sparklez, but something happened, and the people of Mianite(gods and all) were cursed, forgetting about everything outside their duties as gods and champions-including people. 

Despite originally only being temporary, the curse begin to grow stronger, and one day, well.

One day they didn’t remember, and Tubbo, knowing the curse might hurt them if a memory was forcefully triggered, deciding not to risk it, and removed himself from the scene. 

He made his way to Hypixel, under the alias of Forest, and befriended Purpled. The two would fight together in underground arenas, and came to rely and trust each other. 

A few years later, Tubbo decided to leave Hypixel for his own modded survival world, where he can settle down for awhile. However, on his way to the portal hub, he catches sight of the Captain, along with Crumb, who both seem to be looking for something. 

Watching them, he gets distracted, and ends up caught in a rushing crowd. One thing leads to another, he hits his head, and tumbles through a portal he’s not familiar with. Wakes up on SMP Earth being patched up by Tommy, and can’t remember who he is or how he got there. 

The two get close over the duration of their time there, and when it’s over, end up going to Dream SMP together. 

And so it goes from there, until one day, in Snowchester, Tubbo gets a message. 

Captain Sparklez and Crumb have joined the game.

Other bits:

Tubbo has a bracelet with little charms on it that has plot relevance. Said charms are a gift from several people, with an Eye of Ender charm from Ianite, and a sword charm from Purpled, as well as eventual new ones from the others. 

He leaves his sword charm with Purpled before leaving for his survival world, as a promise to come visit, and loses his Eye of Ender charm in the crowd, where it’s found by Crumb and Sparklez. 

Tommy gave him both a bee charm and a red bandanna that he wears over the bracelet. 

Tubbo speaks Ender, but only realizes that when he runs into Enderboo, which results in a very confusing conversation for both of them. 

Tubbo’s body is still ingrained with his fighting style, even if he doesn’t remember learning to fight at all. That’s led to several interesting situations.