A Headcannon Ive Had For A While:

DREAM SMP | CHARACTER PROFILES

Witches. Named after witches for their shared skill in brewery that no normal Player could master, but there was a difference between a witch, and a Witch.

Witches were beings that had learned to duplicate the powers of an admin, able to manipulate the natural world beyond a Player’s natural ability, to defy the laws of physics, and harness magic and potions beyond anything ever seen. Loved by the void, and all the oddities of the unnatural world. 

They were a true rarity, one in one hundred servers. 

And Tubbo was one of them.

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Or, Witch AU, because Witch!Tubbo is cool, and him using magic and being badass in general is cool. 

Witches, as previously mentioned, are basically less powerful versions of Admins. They do not naturally have this power, however, they have the ability to harness items and magic that gives them it. 

Witches and witches are different. Normal witches are the basic brewers. Witches, with a capital W, and sometimes Italics, if they’re the first word of sentence(because otherwise it’s confusing), are named because they share their brewery skills with them, but are otherwise classified as Players. 

Since Witches are so rare, the majority of them have Titles. Some are inherited, some are gained, and some are given. These Titles aren’t just for flair, having a Title enhances a Witches prowess in a certain magical area, though it certainly doesn’t mean it’s the only one they have to work with. 

Some Witches are the Coven, from X life, Aphmau, Eret, George, Karl, and probably some others, I haven’t figured it all out yet. Tubbo, before the Dream Smp, spends most of his time with the Coven, and is apprenticed to Lizzie. 

Due to being hunted in the pasts for the abilities, Witches in general tend to hide their nature from all but each other. Of course, it’s illegal to go after them now, but better safe than sorry, and all. 

Tubbo doesn’t have a Title yet, but when he eventually earns one, I was thinking something like the Sea Witch, with power of sea, because Captain Sparklez and stuff, or the Spruce Witch, with power over spruce biomes and all within it, because Snowchester and foxes. 

Befriended Tommy many years ago, and went to the Dream Smp because he invited him. With the amount of things that happened, he didn’t have time to ask for help from the Coven or anyone else.

Kind of just an Au where he decides ‘no, no, I’m done letting people screw me over’, except instead of it being just nukes to protect Snowchester, he also decides to dip back into his magic and make all kinds of potions as well as dig out all his Witch-related items that he hid when he was in the Smp as not to be discovered. 

He bonds with the Witches within the Smp, discovers Michael takes after him a bit more than he thought(his little Nether Witch, how cute), and Snowchester turns into a heavily fortified cozy town filled with many magical creatures waiting to devour anyone who upsets their master. The Coven comes to visit and help out too. 

Maybe Kinoko Kingdom turns into something similarly magical, but a bit less fortified, since there’s two Witches there as well, and a demon. Quackity’s a bit confused, but supportive of their magical natures.

I’m torn between Tubbo’s familiar being a fox, or some bees, or some strange mob from X life or somewhere else that just decides to either keep low, or only follows Tubbo to the Smp after Snowchester starts coming along.

Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

DC AU. Not entirely ironed out, so it’s either gonna be in the DC universe itself, or just a DC styled universe. I’m leaning toward the latter. 

What I’ve got so far:

The Wastakens are a magic wielding family that goes back for generations, using said magic to protect humanity from demonic influence. The head family has three children, Dei, Dream, and Drista. 

Dei is the family prodigy, and he’s quickly made a name for himself in both the magic and the hero world. 

Dream was a small time vigilante turned villain turned anti-hero. His villain arc was unwilling, seeing as he was under the possession of the Nightmare Mask, a magic artifact similar to Dr. Fate’s helmet, except instead of Dr.Fate, it traps a powerful demon to the physical plane, and those who wear the mask become it’s unwilling host.

Both Drista and Dream have a rather startling secret-they have demonic lineage. Their grandmother was involved with a demon prince, and the genes emerged in them. Dream’s traits remained latent until the mask triggered their appearance, and Drista’s were sealed away by her grandmother and father the day she was born. 

Under the control of the Nightmare Mask, Dream amassed an army of demons and hell-bound monsters to bring down the Wastakens and their allies. At the final battle, the mask was ripped off, and the following magic explosion was bad enough that he was presumed dead, being nearby at the time. 

However, he was actually rescued by Sapnap, a half demon who fled hell and was adopted young by fallen angel Bad. Sapnap, part of previously mentioned army just for the chaos, basically saw what happened, and somewhat sympathized with the newly realized half-demon, so he saved him and took him into hiding. 

Now Dream is basically trying to figure out how to deal with his new heritage, and what it entails, with Sapnap’s help. 

….It’s a work in progress.

Ranboo is an alien prince from a distant planet. He’s half Enderian, and half Ghasty.

Enderians are a nomadic alien species with no true home planet, instead preferring to travel constantly in groups called Hauntings, rarely settling-the vast emptiness of space is their home. However, they do have many ally planets, including Netherret, a hellish landscape who’s residents are hardy, and hot blooded. 

A few eras ago, the leader of Ghasther-the kingdom of Ghasties upon Netherret- married the leader of an Enderian Hauntings, thus renewing their alliance for centuries to come. 

The family has four children. Ranbob, and Ran, the children of the Enderian leader, and Boo, and sole child of the Ghasther leader. Finally, the youngest, Ranboo, who was born to them both, and named by his older siblings, who thought it’d be cool to combine their names.

Ranbob and Ranboo are the closest of them, being the two in the family to have heritage that, at times, can work against them. 

Ranboo’s of both Enderian and Ghasty, meaning his body occasionally has troubles figuring out what temperature he’s suppose to stick at, causing it to often drop and flare while his body struggles to find a compromise it can stick to. 

Ranbob, on the other hand, is half Enderian and half Merling-which is a problem all on it’s own, because one is a species with a huge aversion to water, considering it literally acts as acid to them, and the other is a water-dwelling species. So, yeah. 

Anyway, at some point, Ranboo ends up on earth, and befriends Tubbo, which leads to him eventually meeting the SBI, and being adopted into the fold.

Ranbob goes searching for his little brother, and ends up there sometime later, except he’s found by Dream’s group, and taken in by them.

Both aliens have their fair share of confusion with their new friends, because all things considered, both Merlings and Ghasties are incredibly expressive species, sharing their feelings with one another easily, and being aided as needed, and Earth’s residents…don’t really seem to do that. Weird. 

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle AU.

Teens Tommy, Tubbo, Purpled, and Ranboo are supposed to spend their detention day clearing out the school’s basement-that goes south when they stumble upon a video game that’s much more than meets the eye, and are quickly dragged in over their heads.

Wilbur, Phil, and Techno are all brothers. Fundy has Alex’s role, stumbling upon the game years ago, and getting sucked in.

Phil is Tommy’s dad, however, he spends a lot of time trying to get Wilbur back on his feet after the loss of his son, to the point of Tommy often feeling neglected and unseen. Thus causing him to cause trouble in school to gain some of his father’s time. 

Techno’s the teacher in charge of their detention, putting them together in hopes they’d forge a friendship.

Purpled has a disregard for authority, due to pretty much raising himself while his brother worked to keep a roof over their heads. He doesn’t see a reason to do things a certain way when he can do them much more efficiently his own way, leading him to get into arguments with his teachers quite often.

Tubbo is Tommy’s former childhood friend, the two drifting apart over time. He often gets in trouble purposely, to have an excuse not to go home to his father, Schlatt, who’s either drinking, or too busy working too acknowledge him. 

And Ranboo is just a target for bullies, often getting dragged into fights and blamed for things he doesn’t do, to the point of seeing no reason trying to deny it when he’ll only get in trouble for it anyway.

When they’re dragged into Jumanji, they find themselves allied with NPCs that seem more human than not, and on a quest to complete the dangerous game in order to get home.

Tommy becomes Theseus Crafter, a young librarian with access to a ton of books and knowledge, and was in the jungle following his mentor, Ghostbur.

Ranboo becomes Ran Wastaken, the deadly assassin and younger sibling of antagonist Dream, who saw his brother’s corruption, and set off to stop him.

Tubbo becomes Tobias Halo, the youngest member of the Halo family, who are explorers and treasure hunters by trade. 

Purpled becomes Hunter ‘Lavender’ Rose, blossoming botanist and cousin of underground fighter Hannah Rose. 

Fundy is Ren Todd, a brilliant spy, who’s been working under Dream for years to collect info on him.

To finish the game, they’ll have to collect their various allies, free Dream from the Demon’s Mask, and return the jewel he stole to it’s rightful place in order to break the curse on the land.

I saw a Fairy Tail AU, and thought “Wow, I can make that hurt a lot,” so here’s my own version.

Celestial Mage Tubbo has been pretty much raised by Celestial Spirit Wilbur and is best friends with Celestial Spirit Tommy. The two are the closest thing to a family he has.

(The Zodiac Spirits are replaced by the Chinese Zodiac, for reasons. Wilbur is the rabbit, Tommy is the dragon, Techno the pig, Schlatt the goat, ect)

At some point, he finds himself invited to the widely known Esempi Guild, run by Guild master Dream, which has a bit of a disaster-prone reputation, but eh. He’s always been the type to give out chances. So he goes.

Anyway, what this basically amounts to is the scene where Lucy has to break Aquarius’ key to summon the Spirit King, but it’s Tubbo with Wilbur’s key, forced to sacrifice the only parental figure he’s ever known to summon Philza, the equivalent of the Spirit King, knowing he’ll never get to see him again.

Extra angst in the option of him later trying to make Tommy made enough to leave him, because he knows that the other Spirit is torn between going back and finding his brother, and staying with his best friend, and decides it’ll be an easy decision to make if Tommy hates him-it’s not like it’d be undeserved, since he just destroyed Wilbur’s key.

Can we all agree that Silco was obviously responsible for Powder/Jinx's amazing hairstyles in all timelines?

WHY SHE HIT HER WITH THE BI FINGER GUNS IM FUCKFING CRYINGGGG 😭😭

Y'all's goin about @burrotello 's super awesome Fight Club AU,

while my headcanon Pomni already knows how to throw them hands XD

AU where something happens due to Foolish’s revival, and the energy that goes out afterwards makes the whole server younger, the amount and full effect varying per person.

Philza gets straight up punted back to his Angel of Death days. Tommy and Ranboo turn into five year olds. Wilbur’s a young pre-teen again, Fundy’s just a year younger than him. Dream’s fifteen. 

Tubbo loses two years, Purpled loses one, and Techno loses fifteen. However, they’re the only ones with all of their memories, so they end up having to work together to keep their confused friends from dying or causing too much havoc.