You Know You’ve Won When Someone Is Going To Write Your Idea In A Fanfic 🤭

Canon Pete is dead, fanon Pete killed him.

Yes I’m unhinged, no I won’t be providing context.

@kat-m-toast @sebbianas

Yes we need mental help indeed 😭

For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards

Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you

The Length of:

ATYD: 526,969 words

Choices: 624,187 words

Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words

The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words

ALSO

50,000 words is about 200 pages

WHICH MEANS

The shortest of those works is

2000 FUCKING PAGES

We all need mental help

Im literally sick but dead gay wizards are for life dude

me, trying to establish a sleep schedule and go to bed earlier:

dead gay wizards: not in this life

Woah.

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Im honestly just realising this is kinda true

absolutely crying over how percy associates girls moving around in groups to WOLVES TRAVELING IN PACKS

Bitches be like "man I'm tired, I think I need to head to bed early" but really they're going to go lay in bed and read hoardes of fanfiction like the little gremlin they are

It's me, I'm Bitches

STARCHASER IS A SORT OF MAGNUM ICE CREAM I REPEAT STARCHASER IS A THING

guys i actually wrote an essay about this scene and why it’s 100% not platonic

THESE WERE NOT FUCKING HETEROSEXUAL LOOKS. DREAMWORKS, YOU POOPYHEADS.

RIP Sirius Black you would've loved Totally Spies.

oh to being a “we can have fun anyway without alcohol” girl in a world of “let’s get drunk every night of our trip” girls :(