bored-james
Inglourious Basterds is my goatHe/Him
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Silly little men doing silly little things 📽️
post movie shenanigans
Also, Tarantino confirmed Aldo becomes a movie star like Audie Murphy after the war, and that Hans solves a bunch of murders and becomes an amateur detective on Nantucket haha. I headcanon Aldo as Hans’ handler after as well
Chat is this real
HAMS LAMDA
I feel so sigma
I forgot I could traditionally draw so the freakobotomy is working (!!!!?!?!)
Tiny yap moment: Instead of calling my yap statement the Tragedy!AU I’m just going to refer to Hans and Aldo’s silly shit as the Cabin Fever!AU because that’s lowkey sillier/more accurate to what I’m getting at (I will be erasing history to reflect the change)
🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 PEAK 1944 AMERICAN‼️⁉️
guy who's been chewed out before
Pinterest :3 https://pin.it/SiQ1zdOgj
Spotify :33 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2EcyB14EX0kZud3tjIjIpM?si=UhhlRikUT1GccI15gNeF5Q&pi=u-J2R-wiVzTqWK
Hello Welcome to my Freaky Ted Talk
This is my silly AU idea for ppl interested ❄️⛄️
(My inspiration for some of this was the lovely AU created by tumblr user cigarette-room, I love the operation-paperclip mission concept sm.)
(And before starting, half of this was also created through discussions with my IRL friend, so I credit them anonymously)
- The concept is this: Four years after the events of Inglourious Basterds, Raine and Landa work together for a series of CIA missions in 1948 = hunting for soviet spies and nazi stragglers. So, one big mission (and the main setting) includes this = being stationed in a cabin in a Finnish forest, far far away from any form of familiarity whatsoever. Aldo thrives in the woods. Hans doesn’t. The biggest mental train wreck of 1948 ensues.
- Now, this whole thing takes place in the time span of six months, from nature vibe summer to freezing-as-fuck winter, and it’s kind of like if The Shining hosted two sickos beating/fucking the fuck out of each other.
- Aldo Raine’s threats to sanity are Landa’s manipulation tactics, his own cocaine-addled psyche, alcoholism, and his own past (ooh spooky). Landa’s threats to sanity is losing power, probably some weird pervitin addiction, and Aldo motherfuckin’ Raine.
- Basically the silly thing is putting a sociopathic narcissist and a hillbilly enforcing sadist together and watch them explode in a cabin in bumfuck nowhere Finland. There is no happy ending. One of them gets murdered by the other. The end.
[EDIT]
- As a result, I like referring to this as the Cabin Fever!AU so a lot of shit related to this self-indulgent silliness is dubbed under that
- I can go on about this for hours at a time but that’s the end of my yap thank you for listening 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅
- Pinterest board + Spotify playlist will be linked in next post
Hey y’all I have a funny AU idea silly thing for Hans and Aldo post-IB (would anybody be interested in hearing me yap about it) (I have Pinterest boards to entice you) (and a Spotify playlist) (it’s been like months and I feel like I’m not properly using this app 💀)
Got too silly and happy National Apple Strudel Day
School is over and I can resume my silly sketches 🗣️‼️
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THEY DESERVE THE WORLD
Yaababaina ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
I'm fucjing losing it over this user bored dash james what have you done to me
If they have Facebook it’s going to be so over in the 40-year old mom community
Some silly rat anatomy studies (includes a complementary Vin Diesel arm cross)
[Edit]: Forgot to draw Aldo’s neck scar + added some small details
Funny little colored piece with these two lab-grown organisms
This movie gives me hemorrhoids
Hello Inglourious Basterds fanbase (it’s so over)