If Inglorious Basterds Has Million Number Of Fans I Am One Of Them . If Inglorious Basterds Has Ten Fans

Funny little colored piece with these two lab-grown organisms

Erm what the sigma

I forgot I could traditionally draw so the freakobotomy is working (!!!!?!?!)

Tiny yap moment: Instead of calling my yap statement the Tragedy!AU I’m just going to refer to Hans and Aldo’s silly shit as the Cabin Fever!AU because that’s lowkey sillier/more accurate to what I’m getting at (I will be erasing history to reflect the change)

He probably sings in cursive

Hey y’all I have a funny AU idea silly thing for Hans and Aldo post-IB (would anybody be interested in hearing me yap about it) (I have Pinterest boards to entice you) (and a Spotify playlist) (it’s been like months and I feel like I’m not properly using this app 💀)

post movie shenanigans

Also, Tarantino confirmed Aldo becomes a movie star like Audie Murphy after the war, and that Hans solves a bunch of murders and becomes an amateur detective on Nantucket haha. I headcanon Aldo as Hans’ handler after as well

You know who you are 🙂

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪

tom cardy song save me