Latest Posts by darksorceress16 - Page 2

big mood

Send me questions, im an attention whore that needs affection

Zuckles: Your secret is safe with me. Largely because i don’t care, and I’ll probably forget.

Ohm: john, are you sober?

Kryoz: *slurred* why *hic* would i be sober on my birthday? huh? tell me that Ohm, ya little bunny rabbit

Ohm: …

Ohm: john, buddy

Kryoz: Ohm, buddy

Ohm: John it’s 10:30 in the morning

Kryoz: and? *hic*

Ohm: *gives him a disappointed look*

Kryoz: geez sorry dad *eyes start to water like he’s about to cry*

Ohm: …john?

Kryoz: *starts to cry*

Ohm: okay okay! you don’t have to record today!!

Kryoz: *through tears* thank you *under his breath* ha got eem

happy birthday kryoz!!

me too smit

Mini: You ever wanna talk about your emotions?

Wildcat: No.

Smii7y: I do.

Mini: I know, Smii7y

Smii7y: I’m sad.

Mini: I know, Smii7y

a m b i g u o u s

Mini: [holding an ambiguous bottle] Is this whiskey or perfume?

Kryoz: [grabs and chugs the entire bottle]

Kryoz: It’s perfume.

Captions:

Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.

Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]

me too

The vaping monks, AggressiveJohn™, destroying sexism, and, burning himself because he farted too much: a synopsis of Kryoz’s recent streams

{~ 🅱️appy 🅱️irthday 🅱️aby 🅱️oy 🅱️yroz ~}

Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS

hey it’s fuckin uhhhhh bbs dudes as vines

Kryoz: the french have given us many good things

Smitty: *at the same time as John* french toast

Kryoz: *at the same time as Smitty* the guillotine

Kryoz: THATS IT *tackles Smitty*

Kryoz: *sitting on him while holding down smitty’s wrists* haha! i win mudderf-

Smitty: *moans*

Kryoz: …

Mini: *whispering to Panda* well this got awkward real fast

Kryoz: did… did you just..

Smitty: *blsuhing hardcore* IT WAS YOUR DAMN FAULT! YOU MADE ME DO IT!

me @ myself at 6pm: okay i’m going to bed early today

me at 2am: haha pranked

PSA

hey guys can we stop normalising intense stalking of people, to find info and pictures. Its kinda creepy going through their private pics and stuff just to kinda like share them with the internet. If you’re going to do it just dont bring it up please? we dont want any of the boys being uncomfortable/ forced into deleting private profiles because some group of fans raided their privacy >.>

I swear ive seen so many ppl bragging please remember these are real people 

thanks guys 

What happens before my friends and I play video games?!  Extremely Funny

Vanoss wants people to know about whom Terroriser is raging.

Pros of writing gay relationships: 

- gay

Cons of writing gay relationships:

- they both have THE SAME FCKIN PRONOUNS SO I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO NAME BOTH CHARACTERS BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHO’S DOING WHAT OR WHO’S SPEAKING WHO WILL SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL

Kryoz, fondly: Smii7y sometimes talks in his sleep, it’s adorable…

Smii7y, asleep: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… I think the fuck not…

Kryoz: Why do I feel terrible?

Smii7y: Maybe because coffee is not a meal? Eat a vegetable. Sleep.

Kryoz: Guess we'll never know.

Smii7y: Oh my god.

research

fits

- ‘leader’ but has no idea what he’s doing

- looks pure, is not

- “just go with the flow man”

- save him

john hates his job

- sexuality??? just does what he wants

- the mom™

- “I’m not really racist guys”

- cutie

swaggy

- anger is condensed because of his height

- the dad™

- “Dare me to…”

- angry, screams, possibly dangerous

iNutt

- the most mature one because low standards

- cute laughs a lot because he’s a happy boy

- *with friends* “it’s okay we are with the special needs program”

- protect

Raccc

- multiple restraining orders he doesn’t know of

- looks like ‘fouseytube with hair’

- “G-Force didn’t get the recognition it deserved”

- mystery man

Zucker

- kid in magazines parents are warned about

- swaggy and john’s kid

- “I’m a primitive disgusting animal”

- oi g’day aussie mate

Smini

- sweet Canadian child

- Cryoz’s bestie and helps him survive

- *out of breath wheeze* “stop…”

- youngling

Cryoz

- THE vape brother presented here today

- Smini’s bestie and makes sure he matches outfits

- “it may not seem that it be like that, but it do”

- emo

kryoz is

UNAPPRECIATED

like just look at this boy :((( he deserves so much love.

We had to do Kinetic typography in class today. I chose a very important audio clip

T H E N U T S

kryoz, a hero?

hey, friendly reminder that kryoz- john- is an amazing person

he works his ass off every day to make content. mans is hardworking, talented, and so deserving of support

he’s the KINDEST person ever? he’s a fucking sweetheart and although it’s not very obvious with the first look, if you pay attention to his videos you should know he’s a real damn softie. his heart is too big for his got damb body.

he loves his fans and is such an easygoing person. he gets along well with everyone n is such a chill boy. he is INCREDIBLY unappreciated and i wish he wasn’t, he deserves the whole fucking world- and more.

personally, he has done so much for me. he has helped me through shit, he’s made me smile, he’s made me laugh, he’s been a friend to me even if he doesn’t know who i am. john has saved my life and he is my hero.

tl;dr - john is so deserving of more love. please give him love. here’s photos of the man that you should love to pieces.

Vanoss: *picking out phone chargers with Wildcat*

Vanoss: do you think this one’s long enough to tie a noose?

Wildcat: what the fuck is wrong with you

Bbs dudes on finals day

Vanoss: thinks he’s okay but goes to take the test and turns it in in 15 minutes time with half of the test blank

Delirious: hiding in the bathroom because he forgot to study and is now cramming as much as possible

Wildcat: didn’t study for a single test, still gets an A-, found later in the locker room having a mental breakdown

Mini: asks to listen to music, listens to himself reading off the answers instead of music, when caught he said his voice was “music to his ears”

Moo: studied all weekend and got enough sleep the night before his tests, ended up with a B on one test and starts to cry

Terroriser: spent the weekend studying without sleeping, currently running on 4 cups of straight black coffee and finishes the test in a half hour, says he can hear colors now

Nogla: overslept and was late to his test, ends up getting an A and all his classmates now hate him

Lui: teachers pet so when he goes up and asks a question they always get the answer, brings a bag of gummy worms to eat after the test is done

Panda: gets yelled at for having phone out during the test and is accused of cheating but was really tweeting on how he’s going to cry in a pot full of mac and cheese when he’s done

Legiqn: walks out of test room and starts screaming, after his little ‘fit’ says he totally aced the test and almost fell asleep on the drive home

Ohm: is upstairs in one of the study hall rooms having an anxiety attack, walks in the classroom next period totally chill and dead tired, is ready for death

Cartoonz: waits outside of the school for Ohm to finish his test, when Ohm walks out he blasts very inappropriate songs out his speakers and embarrasses Ohm, is glad he doesn’t have to be “tested by satan” anymore

Scotty: spent the weekend looking up videos on how to sneak answers into a test, used the water bottle trick, almost peed himself during the test because he took a drink of water every time he looked for an answer

Marcel: cheated off Scotty the whole test and almost gets caught because when Scotty turned in his test he got and turned it in right after he did, goes home and instead of studying for more tests takes a nap

Kryoz: slept through whole test, hacks into school system to change grade to B- just to make it believable

Smitty: started to cry during the test, when asked what was wrong he replied with “i’m gonna be a male stripper”, says that was the easiest test he ever took afterwards

good luck to anyone who has semester tests or finals!! study hard and rest up! also thank you for 400 followers, you all are appreciated soooo much <3

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

pls dont stop inviting ur depressed loved ones 2 things even if they decline most of the time. knowing people still want 2 hang is immensely reassuring & accepting just one of the many invites can lead 2 something good &positive!!! dont give up on them!!! they need 2 kno theyre still wanted

That’s how people live.

i love tom holland so fucking  much he’s so pure

tom holland starred in billy elliot on stage, still dances ballet a lot, confidently said he’d fuck thor, is soft around puppies and kids all the time, talks about getting emotional/crying without making it seem like a bad thing or a big deal, and dressed in this

while dancing to rihanna, and i just love him a lot for it, ok? i’m glad this is the guy that little boys growing up now will see playing spiderman. you go on rejecting toxic masculinity, tom.