Latest Posts by darksorceress16 - Page 3

Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

what does it say about me that this is the post that broke me

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

Uber Driver: I’m close, where are you?

Kryoz: Oh I see you

Uber Driver: Are you the guy in the middle of the road?

Kryoz: Yeah floor it

Smii7y: Kryoz, cause a distraction!

Kryoz, throwing raisins around: Raisins! Raisins! They used to be grapes!

Panda: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Ohm: Why? Because they’re big and scary? Because-

Panda: Because they’re all dead

*Doing a friendship race during the carry your partner portion*

Cartoonz: *Carrying Ohm bridal-style, jogging a little and talking calmly with him*

Wildcat: *Sprints past, carrying Mini over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they’re both screaming*

I found an app that I like. Let me know your thoughts on if you like the style? It’s pretty bad warning.

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

me, reading my completely incoherent essay and deciding its ready to be submitted for 30% of my final grade

My mental illnesses: It’s all your fault

Me: What is? Why?

My mental illnesses: Everything bad in the world. It’s just your fault

Me: Shit you right

Am I doing this right

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

Unpopular opinion: straight people using “partner” to refer to their SO actually helps normalize the term so that lgbt folx can use it without automatically outing themselves to strangers. It also helps other straight ppl get comfortable with the fact that strangers aren’t entitled to information about other people’s gender or sexuality.

straight people referring to inanimate objects or abstract concepts as “gay”: culturally outdated at best, downright offensive at worse

gay people referring to inanimate objects or abstract concepts as “gay”: LITERALLY the height of comedy

shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y'all.

Shoutout To:

-Shoutout to all the pansexuals who are told, “that’s just another word for bisexual” -Shoutout to all the bisexuals who get erased by the media and told, “it’s just a phase” -Shoutout to all the gay boys just realizing that maybe, just maybe, girls aren’t for them -Shoutout to all the gay girls who are just realizing that hey, maybe I want a Princess instead of a Prince Charming -Shoutout to all the trans boys who have to deal with menstrual cycles and misgendering and testosterone to achieve what you already are -Shoutout to all the transgirls who have to go through hormones and misgendering to achieve what you already are -Shoutout to all the aro/asexuals who are erased from the community and are told, “You just haven’t met the right person yet.” -Shoutout to all the queer people who are searching for the right term for them, and those who feel most comfortable not defining themselves with a specific term You are all valid. You are all beautiful. ❤️💛💚💙💜

PSA

clothes have no gender!!!!!

you can wear clothes and still be your gender!!!!!!

are u masc-alligned and wanna wear leggings??? do it!!!!! you’re gonna look great!!!

are u fem-alligned and wanna wear a suit???? do it!!!! you’re gonna look wonderful!!!!

are u somewhere outside of that spectrum and wanna wear a combination of “boy” and “girl” clothes????? do it!!!! break those gender roles!!!!!!!

your body is your body and you can decorate it however you want!!!!!! nobody can stop you!!!!!!

i love him so much!!!!

if I send you like 20 dollars will you draw a sketch page of kryoz? i love how you draw him TuT

where is my money ∠( ᐛ 」∠)

Just a few snippets of the best backup vocals off Folie A Deux (listen all the way through, you won’t regret it)

America’s Sweethearts backup vocals/instruments… truly magical!

(requested by anonymous)

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Some of the best backup vocals off MANIA!

(requested by @jason-wentz )

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Golden Backup Vocals

(requested by @stayfrostymilk-tea )

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do you ever just stretch so hard that you pass out and fall on the floor and glimpse the void before wildly waking up again?