*Mcgonagall forcing Sirius to apologize to snape for a random prank*
Sirius: i used a spell to make your hair pink for a prank, and for that i am very...
Snape:
Sirius:
Mcgonagall: oh, you kind of trailed off there, Mr. Black. Were you going to finish your sentence?
Mcgonagall: it felt like you were going to say you were sorry.
Sirius: i did! Peter heard it!
Peter: uh, i would remember if someone said my catch phrase
Was it casual when "was i scary?" "No, you were beautiful"
No idea lils, i havent even figured out whos that
Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?
*jegulus laying on their bed, ready to sleep*
James, half asleep: hi beautiful, do you come here a lot?
Regulus: i live here, darling
James: me too! What a coincidence!!
I love being in the marauders fandom don’t get me wrong, but why do you guys make me cry every day??
My boys <33
(Art: industrations, sophithil, Alex lopez)
Peter "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people EVEN if they are nice to me just because" Pettigrew
James "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is having a bad day" Potter
Sirius "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is a secret serial killer and will murder you just because" Black
Regulus "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people that arent nice to me just because" Black
Im 100% sure that he would say some shit like that because thats EXACTLY what i said before getting ready to go out yesterday hahahah, Sirius is just me but rich
"People should really appreciate my sense of fashion more, do you fuckers know how absolutely HARD it is to manage being incredibly cool and sexy all the time while being unbelievably depressed?"
-sirius black, probably at some point in his life
*Sirius and Remus coddling in bed together*
Remus: pads, i need to use the bathroom
Sirius: hmm no
Remus: ???
Sirius: see, heres the thing, the potter's house have the same rule with me that people have with kitty cats
Sirius: once i lay down on you or chose to hug you, you cant get up until i get up
Remus: I'll pee right here on your bed
Sirius, letting go immediately: bathroom's the last door down the hall
I was bored at work yesterday and i literally just thought about how cool it would be if jily was called sunflower, its like tumblr reads my mind
Petition to now only refer to Jily as SunFlower because that’s way more catchy
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@blurstardust @pianoandcookiedoughlover @ll-until-the-very-end-ll @https-enem @themortalityofundyingstars
@anything-for-my-moony-1971 @vintagetee13
(You don’t have to like Jily to support my petition)
Today is the only day you can reblog this.
he/him || 18yo || transexual king || Sirius kinnie (yes i am a short, bisexual angry man) ⭐ i am the David Bowie's lost son
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