Applying Random Stuff Me Or People Around Me Said As Marauders Quotes.

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Im literally thinking abt eating pasta rn and this appears on my timeline, god i love it when tumblr just reads my mind randomly

(Im very grateful about pasta too)

I'm honestly so grateful that humans invented pasta

I just printed this to put on my door, do the same and we will be samesies (ik i dont even know you but still)

reblog with random things i should put pictures of on my bedroom wall (that my parents can see)

Peter "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people EVEN if they are nice to me just because" Pettigrew

James "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is having a bad day" Potter

Sirius "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is a secret serial killer and will murder you just because" Black

Regulus "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people that arent nice to me just because" Black

Incorrect marauders quotes - p4

James: Today Regulus has finally told me he loves me. I have done something great. Barty: Fucked up a perfectly good wizard is what you did. Look at it. It has feelings.

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*Sirius and Remus coddling in bed together*

Remus: pads, i need to use the bathroom

Sirius: hmm no

Remus: ???

Sirius: see, heres the thing, the potter's house have the same rule with me that people have with kitty cats

Sirius: once i lay down on you or chose to hug you, you cant get up until i get up

Remus: I'll pee right here on your bed

Sirius, letting go immediately: bathroom's the last door down the hall

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes³

Sirius: i have a hard time sleeping every night

James: yk what i do when i canr sleep? I exercise, that way i get tired

Remus: when i can't sleep, i stare at the ceiling and contemplate every single decision i have ever made in life for it to be as it is right now and try to see where i got it all wrong

Sirius:

Peter:

James:

Sirius: you turned my exact feelings into words, my dude

Hell yea, you are

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

The fact that this was a real conversation i had with my bf BEFORE we even thought about getting together makes me so happy sometimes

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*Sirius and Remus coddling in bed together*

Remus: pads, i need to use the bathroom

Sirius: hmm no

Remus: ???

Sirius: see, heres the thing, the potter's house have the same rule with me that people have with kitty cats

Sirius: once i lay down on you or chose to hug you, you cant get up until i get up

Remus: I'll pee right here on your bed

Sirius, letting go immediately: bathroom's the last door down the hall

Sometimes tumblr feels like my frigde to me, i know there's nothing new and i already checked like 3 times but i open and reopen all the time