Applying Random Stuff Me Or People Around Me Said In Marauders Quotes²

Applying random stuff me or people around me said in marauders quotes²

*after a whole day in hogsmead*

Sirius: how much of an asshole would i be if i spent my mother's money on cigarettes rn

James: use the money to eat something dude, nicotine is not food

Sirius: yea but sometimes, one flavoured cigarette can be dinner

James: no it cant

Remus: ur right

James: thank you!

Remus: for it to be a proper dinner, it would have to be the whole pack

James: guys nO-

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Errrrm

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Pls

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PLSSS reblog this with a picture if you actually do it

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*Mcgonagall forcing Sirius to apologize to snape for a random prank*

Sirius: i used a spell to make your hair pink for a prank, and for that i am very...

Snape:

Sirius:

Mcgonagall: oh, you kind of trailed off there, Mr. Black. Were you going to finish your sentence?

Mcgonagall: it felt like you were going to say you were sorry.

Sirius: i did! Peter heard it!

Peter: uh, i would remember if someone said my catch phrase


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Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

Remus after hearing a song in public: oh nice, i know how to play this in the acoustic guitar

Sirius: i wouldn't know, you never played for me

Remus: ?? Yes i did, that day at my parents house

Sirius: sure but you never serenaded me, you never went outside my window at night and played a beautiful song just for me

Remus: ...we live together, we share a room

Sirius: and would it hurt to go outside and pretend we dont??


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I thought i was gonna be single forever bc no one would be able to match my freak

Now my boyfriend kisses my hand every single day because i explained what that means in crimson rivers.

NEVER LOSE HOPE


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It means that you are so unbelievably hot that if i looked like you, i would wanna hook up with myself

Okay But Can Ppl Agree With Me That This Mf From Descendants Is A Barty Variant?

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

*at the ministry of magic*

Sirius: this place is AMAZING! Its like a dream factory!

Remus: we're investigating the murder of a muggle family and the involvement of death eaters infiltrating in these offices

Sirius: right, of course. I know

Sirius: this is how people get tempted by the devil. I see what youre up to, platter of tiny quiches

Remus, not looking at Sirius: we need to get someone on the record about the suspects, i think if we start with--

Remus, now looking at Sirius: how many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth?

Sirius, trying not to choke:... five. I'll swallow them


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Best way to describe it tbh, thanks Lilly

Okay But Can Ppl Agree With Me That This Mf From Descendants Is A Barty Variant?

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

NO BC AFTER I READ "no one ever thinks to look up until there's a sound" MY LIFE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME

Evan. Evan no. EVAN. SARCASTIC TREE BOY. NO.


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