*after a whole day in hogsmead*
Sirius: how much of an asshole would i be if i spent my mother's money on cigarettes rn
James: use the money to eat something dude, nicotine is not food
Sirius: yea but sometimes, one flavoured cigarette can be dinner
James: no it cant
Remus: ur right
James: thank you!
Remus: for it to be a proper dinner, it would have to be the whole pack
James: guys nO-
Is it even humanly possible to get 1.billion notes?
Errrrm
Could I have some help to find out maybe?~
Pls
@stormingchaos12 @mrchaosman @moonmoth-art @clowny-rolls @fandomhasrottedme @lobotomize-d @100percentevil @sillyjesters
@anyoneelsewhogonnahelpmethx
Like, spam the comment area, reblog, etc, do whatever but let's try to make it to one billion 🎱 for no reason
My boys <33
(Art: industrations, sophithil, Alex lopez)
PLSSS reblog this with a picture if you actually do it
reblog with random things i should put pictures of on my bedroom wall (that my parents can see)
*Mcgonagall forcing Sirius to apologize to snape for a random prank*
Sirius: i used a spell to make your hair pink for a prank, and for that i am very...
Snape:
Sirius:
Mcgonagall: oh, you kind of trailed off there, Mr. Black. Were you going to finish your sentence?
Mcgonagall: it felt like you were going to say you were sorry.
Sirius: i did! Peter heard it!
Peter: uh, i would remember if someone said my catch phrase
Remus after hearing a song in public: oh nice, i know how to play this in the acoustic guitar
Sirius: i wouldn't know, you never played for me
Remus: ?? Yes i did, that day at my parents house
Sirius: sure but you never serenaded me, you never went outside my window at night and played a beautiful song just for me
Remus: ...we live together, we share a room
Sirius: and would it hurt to go outside and pretend we dont??
I thought i was gonna be single forever bc no one would be able to match my freak
Now my boyfriend kisses my hand every single day because i explained what that means in crimson rivers.
NEVER LOSE HOPE
It means that you are so unbelievably hot that if i looked like you, i would wanna hook up with myself
Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?
*at the ministry of magic*
Sirius: this place is AMAZING! Its like a dream factory!
Remus: we're investigating the murder of a muggle family and the involvement of death eaters infiltrating in these offices
Sirius: right, of course. I know
Sirius: this is how people get tempted by the devil. I see what youre up to, platter of tiny quiches
Remus, not looking at Sirius: we need to get someone on the record about the suspects, i think if we start with--
Remus, now looking at Sirius: how many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth?
Sirius, trying not to choke:... five. I'll swallow them
Best way to describe it tbh, thanks Lilly
Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?
NO BC AFTER I READ "no one ever thinks to look up until there's a sound" MY LIFE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME
Evan. Evan no. EVAN. SARCASTIC TREE BOY. NO.
he/him || 18yo || transexual king || Sirius kinnie (yes i am a short, bisexual angry man) ⭐ i am the David Bowie's lost son
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