Applying Random Stuff Me Or People Around Me Said As Marauders Quotes³

Im literally thinking abt eating pasta rn and this appears on my timeline, god i love it when tumblr just reads my mind randomly

(Im very grateful about pasta too)

I'm honestly so grateful that humans invented pasta

No idea lils, i havent even figured out whos that

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Coming from you? Not at all

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

I just printed this to put on my door, do the same and we will be samesies (ik i dont even know you but still)

reblog with random things i should put pictures of on my bedroom wall (that my parents can see)

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Have you ever thought "I wanna go home" even though you were in your own room, or are you normal

Does anyone else think polites from epic is UNDENIABLY James Potter coded? No? Just me? OK

*at the ministry of magic*

Sirius: this place is AMAZING! Its like a dream factory!

Remus: we're investigating the murder of a muggle family and the involvement of death eaters infiltrating in these offices

Sirius: right, of course. I know

Sirius: this is how people get tempted by the devil. I see what youre up to, platter of tiny quiches

Remus, not looking at Sirius: we need to get someone on the record about the suspects, i think if we start with--

Remus, now looking at Sirius: how many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth?

Sirius, trying not to choke:... five. I'll swallow them

Incorrect marauders quotes - p4

James: Today Regulus has finally told me he loves me. I have done something great. Barty: Fucked up a perfectly good wizard is what you did. Look at it. It has feelings.

As a Brazilian person who lives in Brazil I felt like it was my duty to put this on my wall, now I just need the green and red window shutters (I desperately need a job and a life)