Have You Ever Thought "I Wanna Go Home" Even Though You Were In Your Own Room, Or Are You Normal

Are you talking abt barty or abt me? Cuz DAMN

Guys but like hear me out, what if Barty was traumatised in the intimate department, so he feels the need to oversexualise himself with his partners while actually not enjoying being so sexual, but instead treated so badly and almost like a sex doll by his partners who take advantage of that oversexualisation. But then him and Evan start dating and Evan sees right through this bullshit and when Barty starts dropping innuendoes etc, he just takes him in his arms and hugs him, saying that they don't have to do it if Barty doesn't want to, that this is not why he dates him and that intimacy is something to be enjoyed, and Barty just starts crying right there and then, and after actually enjoys intimacy for the first time in his life

Being in the marauders fandom is so crazy to me bc i wanna talk about it but i cant do that whenever i want.

Like one of those "say a quote from your fav character and ill guess who It is" except i cant actually do that bc i would have to comment something like "you're hesitating, love"

Best way to describe it tbh, thanks Lilly

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Applying random stuff me or people around me said in marauders quotes²

*after a whole day in hogsmead*

Sirius: how much of an asshole would i be if i spent my mother's money on cigarettes rn

James: use the money to eat something dude, nicotine is not food

Sirius: yea but sometimes, one flavoured cigarette can be dinner

James: no it cant

Remus: ur right

James: thank you!

Remus: for it to be a proper dinner, it would have to be the whole pack

James: guys nO-

Tonight i had a dream that some bitch burned my boyfriend with a cigarette but i couldnt beat her ass because she was way to strong and her whole family wanted to beat MY ass, so i went to BARTY and JAMES for help, the very first thing Barty asked me when i said i needed help was "who are we killing?" and honestly it was the best dream ive ever had

James: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

*after james's bday party at the common room*

Remus: now that im sober the memories of everything i said and did yesterday are coming and im actually very embarassed

Remus: sorry guys

Sirius: relax moony, it be like that sometimes, now you just have to say "I'll never drink again", get even more waisted at the next party and repeat it every weekend

*Mcgonagall forcing Sirius to apologize to snape for a random prank*

Sirius: i used a spell to make your hair pink for a prank, and for that i am very...

Snape:

Sirius:

Mcgonagall: oh, you kind of trailed off there, Mr. Black. Were you going to finish your sentence?

Mcgonagall: it felt like you were going to say you were sorry.

Sirius: i did! Peter heard it!

Peter: uh, i would remember if someone said my catch phrase

James "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is having a bad day" Potter

Sirius "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is a secret serial killer and will murder you just because" Black

Regulus "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people that arent nice to me just because" Black

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*all of them trying to get to the movie theater while being high as a kite*

James: okay guys, enough fucking around, we are late as shit

Remus: yea, lets walk faster!

*sirius passes by, sprinting like his life depends on it*

Remus: NOT LIKE THAT, YOU IDIOT!