The fact that this was a real conversation i had with my bf BEFORE we even thought about getting together makes me so happy sometimes
*Sirius and Remus coddling in bed together*
Remus: pads, i need to use the bathroom
Sirius: hmm no
Remus: ???
Sirius: see, heres the thing, the potter's house have the same rule with me that people have with kitty cats
Sirius: once i lay down on you or chose to hug you, you cant get up until i get up
Remus: I'll pee right here on your bed
Sirius, letting go immediately: bathroom's the last door down the hall
*after james's bday party at the common room*
Remus: now that im sober the memories of everything i said and did yesterday are coming and im actually very embarassed
Remus: sorry guys
Sirius: relax moony, it be like that sometimes, now you just have to say "I'll never drink again", get even more waisted at the next party and repeat it every weekend
Dean and Sam from supernatural are like the black Brothers except Regulus is the one who got away and left Sirius behind this time and idk how i don't see more people talking about it.
They are literally Regulus and Sirius with some things slightly changed, like Dean (Sirius) having the need for approval and blind obedience instead, or Sam (Regulus) being the one who wants to get out, who questions the orders and eventually finds his way out.
But a thing that doesn't change is how the older brother sacrifices his childhood so the little brother can have one, and the way they would die for each other but still fight like little kids, the way is so clear that the only family they can really trust is each other, that never changes, "always his little brother" in every universe.
Hell yea, you are
Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?
Was it casual when "was i scary?" "No, you were beautiful"
Have you ever thought "I wanna go home" even though you were in your own room, or are you normal
*Mcgonagall forcing Sirius to apologize to snape for a random prank*
Sirius: i used a spell to make your hair pink for a prank, and for that i am very...
Snape:
Sirius:
Mcgonagall: oh, you kind of trailed off there, Mr. Black. Were you going to finish your sentence?
Mcgonagall: it felt like you were going to say you were sorry.
Sirius: i did! Peter heard it!
Peter: uh, i would remember if someone said my catch phrase
Today is the only day you can reblog this.
My boys <33
(Art: industrations, sophithil, Alex lopez)
*after a whole day in hogsmead*
Sirius: how much of an asshole would i be if i spent my mother's money on cigarettes rn
James: use the money to eat something dude, nicotine is not food
Sirius: yea but sometimes, one flavoured cigarette can be dinner
James: no it cant
Remus: ur right
James: thank you!
Remus: for it to be a proper dinner, it would have to be the whole pack
James: guys nO-
Im 100% sure that he would say some shit like that because thats EXACTLY what i said before getting ready to go out yesterday hahahah, Sirius is just me but rich
"People should really appreciate my sense of fashion more, do you fuckers know how absolutely HARD it is to manage being incredibly cool and sexy all the time while being unbelievably depressed?"
-sirius black, probably at some point in his life
he/him || 18yo || transexual king || Sirius kinnie (yes i am a short, bisexual angry man) ⭐ i am the David Bowie's lost son
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