"You'd never do that" "I wouldn't?"
presenting: maybe the hottest minute of my life
feat. @ghostintimates 🧡
i'm a nerd in real life, and one of my most shameful fantasies is getting used by stereotypical Nerd Types. looking a little too stupid and feminine at a comic shop and finding myself getting gagged on some nerd's dick over a pedantic knowledge test. joining a dnd table of all men not expecting anything to happen only for them to slowly plan their gangrape of me over a number of sessions. attending a video game competition and ending up drinking some neets piss before he cums on my face. supporting a friend at a card tournament and getting whisked away to huff and lick sweaty nerd asshole for hours. making friends with someone over a shared action figure hobby only for him to rape his own virginity away the first time i'm alone with him. i could go on and on and on
big brother showing me how to smoke weed for the first time, getting me super high and giggly, before taking advantage of me <3
big brother getting me so stoned that I let him slip a hand down my boxers, feeling every inch of my little cunt and how wet I get from him <3
letting him shove his fingers into my needy hole, hearing him laugh and degrade me for being such a slutty little brother <3
being high enough to the point where I let him rape my cunt, showing him how good of a little brother I can be (promising I won't tell mommy and daddy) <3
perv abusive older brother making you cockwarm him with your mouth while he drinks and smokes and plays video games... putting out his cigarettes on your shoulders... pissing right down your throat whenever he has to go... and of course, brutally facefucking you whenever his game makes him mad
we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!
i love tumblr ill be like 'oh i need to kill myself' and then there will be an older man with big hairy tits and a big hairy tummy on my dash and ill be like 'actually everything is fine'
Whiney sad pathetic dads
Pathetic dads who thrust sloppily inside their sons talking about “you’re not gonna leave me, right kid?” “It’s you n me forever…” “you’re all I have…you’re the only good thing in my life..” “fuck kiddo, I know I’m a horrible father I’m so sorry..” “you deserve better, baby.” “Just stay still, daddy’s almost done I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry…” “I love you so much please don’t leave me…”
Bonus points if he’s wastedddd
cuddling and playing minecraft after making out under big fluffy blankets and smoking
*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?
me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper