Gl1tch-01 - Ur Internet GF

”boys will be boys” yeah boys will be pinned down and fucked while being told what a fucking slut they are for wanting this

All hail Mihael Keehl, the father of cunt

im so nosey im like ohhh you're jerking off ? can i see can i see can i see can i see can i see can i see can i see pls

simon who's been in the military so long that sometimes he can't function without someone giving him instruction.

simon who will come to you at all hours of the day, just staring at you in hopes you give him a task to do.

"Simon can you grab-" he's already getting up

"Simon can you cook that chicken in the f-" he's already putting on an apron

"Simon can-" yes. he will. he can and he must. its compulsory at this point.

doesn't need or ask for praise when he completes the task at hand, but will be over the MOON if you do. even a simple "thanks, Si," gets him wagging his tail.

god if i dont get dicked down and used soon im gonna lose my mind i feel like im in heat

they hated him for his manwhore swag and also the Atrocities

I’m not just a good pair of tits. I’m also incredibly annoying

can i be your dog? i can can!? yay! alright, let’s skip to the good part then *hands you a rifle*

Hey, wanna fuck like it's going to cure our depression?