I Don’t Know If This Is Already Been Stated But I Think The Only Way To Turn Someone In First Kill

Lena: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Alex: … Your what?

Lena: My friends.

Kara: Is she saying “friends”?

Andrea: I think she’s being sarcastic.

Kelly: No, no, no, this is delirium, she’s cracked from being awake all night. Hey Lena! All your friends are in this room.

Lena: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Kara: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Lena: How am I supposed to know?

Alex: You say that, as if we don’t us you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Lena:*sighs*

Lena: You wouldn’t be trapped.

Jayce: I turned out perfectly fine.

Viktor: Jayce, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Jayce: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN.

Eleanor: I’m going to take you out.

Drea: Great, it’s a date!

Eleanor: I meant that as a threat.

Drea: See you at five!

Jinx: Okay. I get it. You’ve had a really hard time lately, you’re stressed out, seven people died.

Silco: Twelve, actually.

Jinx: Not the point. Look, they are dead now and really whose fault is that?

Silco: Yours!

Jinx: That’s right: no one’s.

Caitlyn: That’s not fair, any idiot would know that.

Vi: I knew that!

Caitlyn: See!

Robin: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Nancy, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.

Robin: …

Robin: Fsh.

Vi: You’re giving me a sticker?

Caitlyn: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Vi: I’m not a preschooler.

Caitlyn: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Vi: I earned this, back off!

Viktor: Jayce, you’re testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the DA is worried about how you will present yourself on the stand.

Jayce: Why? I’m fine on the stand?

*flashback to testimony #1*

Jayce: Look, I’ll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.

Jayce: MAN. DID. CRIME.

*flashback to testimony #2*

Jayce: I’m sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?

Mel, next to the crying defendant: … Crying?

*flashback to testimony #3

Jayce: And when this is over, I’m gonna find you and I’m gonna break all those little fingers.

Mel: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?

Yzma trying to dump out the poison without looking suspicious.

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