No ;w;

You met them…the spider in tub…

Yesterday there was a massive spider in my tub, so I got a napkin to kill it (time-sensitive spider). I crushed it, then lifted the napkin to see a completely unharmed spider. so I did it again, and once again, the spider was perfectly unharmed. I started to panic, this had never happened to me before. So I started pummeling him. I just kept pummeling and pummeling, bashing and bashing. I was actually punching him, no other word for it. I reared my fist to see a half-living spider. Still this fucker was alive. One more set of pummels, pummels fit for a man, and then, finally, he was gone. But god, what a life he lived.

Reblog to make it die faster

I'm sorry my stupid gay tail started wagging when I saw you. I'll go .

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Based off of your four most recently used emojis, how will the start of the new year treat you?

Creechur :3

a lovely creecher

Yall ever just

*Frutiger aero noises*

*meme soundbyte*

*sounds of microwave having seizure*

Revolutions are good for a kitten’s development :)

lets overthrow mama

Spring break is coming up! Your last three recently used emojis are how you'll be spending it

Nyuuuuu th kitteh qwq

(Cat comes and sits on my lap)

+1 Cat

(I move the smallest amount imaginable)

-1 Cat