Your Seventh Recent Emoji Is How Your Pet Feels About You

The idea that birds are attracted to flashiness is so funny to me because imagine like

*Scene kid walks by*

*All birds in the vicinity immediately drop to the ground dazed, their faces bright red and their noses bleeding profusely*

ANOTHER hamter? In THIS ECONOMY?!?!

i made ANOTHER

please show me your hamtaro ocs! and please make hamtaro ocs!!!

Based off of your four most recently used emojis, how will the start of the new year treat you?

No ;w;

are u smarter? than a deers👉🦌

You met them…the spider in tub…

Yesterday there was a massive spider in my tub, so I got a napkin to kill it (time-sensitive spider). I crushed it, then lifted the napkin to see a completely unharmed spider. so I did it again, and once again, the spider was perfectly unharmed. I started to panic, this had never happened to me before. So I started pummeling him. I just kept pummeling and pummeling, bashing and bashing. I was actually punching him, no other word for it. I reared my fist to see a half-living spider. Still this fucker was alive. One more set of pummels, pummels fit for a man, and then, finally, he was gone. But god, what a life he lived.

Yall ever just

*Frutiger aero noises*

*meme soundbyte*

*sounds of microwave having seizure*

Revolutions are good for a kitten’s development :)

lets overthrow mama

WE’RE GETTIN OUTTA THERE

your last saved fictional character is your cell mate in jail

well uh

@untamedcrusader @chaos-triangle @collie-kin

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Gotta pay for that Switch 2 somehow