Coming To Terms With How Bad The Minecraft Movie Looks. I'm Going To Need A Minute.

taking applications for girls who will let me be mean to them in the nicest way possible <3

“such a pretty thing.. begging for my strap like the little slut you are.”

All these development about the Luigi and Briana conundrum made me remember this tweet and it applies to the current situation so much

The people are finally asking why the fuck the orphan crushing machine exists

Cuteness agression but sexual style as in someone is just too sweet and cute and all I want to do is hold them down and bite and bruise and turn them into a whimpering mess

Sorry I was born to be a hot lesbian trophy wife I literally don’t make the rules here

I hope y’all are still not eating McDonald’s and drinking Starbucks. I hope you’re still talking about the Congo, Palestine, Sudan, and what’s happening in the UK. Keep donating esims if you can. Repost and reblog VETTED donations to help get people out of Gaza. I hope yall shame people if you see them eating McDonald’s and drinking Starbucks. There is still a genocide happening.

"Thoughts on women?" Yeah pretty much constantly