Ok, I Have A Very Earnest Question For Lily And Her Diehard Fans.

Willy’s Wonderland is objectively a perfect movie, this scene speaks for itself.

Hi I’m here to say that anyone that tells you that Malignant is awful is wrong, they’re just straight up wrong. Like stop what your doing and watch it right now, don’t look up anything about it just watch it now.

If I had nickel for every time a Canadian creep dipshit brought up Epstein in their denial, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

I might do a more interesting Lily (CD-Call) post later related to Dragon Age/Mass Effect, but for now I’ll settle for a nice and simple one.

It’s objectively really funny that Lily is apparently an Ander’s defender, like certified Angsty White Boy hater Lily fuckin Orchard picked the funniest Angsty White Boy to make an exception for. Like she could’ve gone on about awful he is the same way she does for guys like Hunter and most people’s response would’ve been “Oh you hate the guy who makes everything a thousand times worse for everybody, especially mages??. Yeah that makes sense, that’s fair.”

I mean I know it’s because Lily sees the mages the same way she sees the Krogan, as just innocent oppressed victims who are 100% justified in any extreme violent action even if it’s objectively a bad move that makes everything worse. And also, she likes being a contrarian cause it let her pretend like she has an original opinion/thought.

for people who are unaware of why the riots in minneapolis started happening, here’s the facts:

it wasn’t george floyd’s protesters who started reacting violently; it was the cops.

the protest was peaceful until the cops showed up in riot gear, and started using water cannons, followed up by tear gas and rubber bullets. i got videos from friends who were there, of people screaming and running away from the cops shooting the water cannons, rubber bullets and throwing tear gas at them. they were even shooting at the protesters dragging people away to get medical attention.

speaking of medical attention, dispatch refused to provide any medical attention to the protesters. people literally had to drive their bleeding friends to the hospital because they refused to send ambulances.

cops are using non-lethal weapons in a lethal way. they shot rubber bullets into people’s heads and injured them. there’s dozens of photos of protesters with bleeding head wounds from the rubber bullets.

multiple people used police scanners and heard that there were undercover cops pretending to be violent protesters who were throwing rocks and whatnot at the police, with dozens of eyewitness accounts confirming that information.

the person who instigated all the chaos last night (it was a fire at an autozone) with the looting and burning buildings is highly suspected to be an undercover cop pretending to be a protester, because the video of him keeps getting taken down. protesters tried to stop him but couldn’t because he had a hammer and they were scared for their safety.

the cops jammed cell phone towers and cut live streams to interrupt broadcasts and to prevent people from seeing what was really going on and who actually started the violence.

the cops lied about protesters being armed and about throwing rocks and are literally trying to continue the violence happening and yet no one is holding them accountable for that.

and during all this, the cop that murdered george floyd still hasn’t been arrested. he has had more than ten complaints filed against him and was involved in three other civilian shootings in the past. and yet he’s still out free along with his three other buddies involved, probably sitting on his couch while all this chaos is happening.

so don’t get it twisted. the cops just want to change the narrative to make it look like they’re the wounded and righteous party, when they’re the ones who started reacting violently in the first place and are still acting violently. so don’t you ever forget who started this tragedy and murdered someone, and who are continuing to react to the situation with violence. 

Star Wars Fans When A Guy Survives Being Cut In Half Cause He Was Too Angry: 😁

Star Wars Fans When a Girl Survives Being Stabbed Cause She Received Immediate Medical Attention: 😡

One of the strangest parts in Lily’s video about the allegations is how she ends a screaming rant about how unfair it is no one believes her denials, with an “And that’s why treat my fans like shit when they have the audacity to recommend me things!”.

This post has has the same vibe as that, posting a rant about how your critics definitely dehumanize you the same way you do just with serious accusations instead of being called an It. Then ending that rant with not with the serious stuff, but with the running sock puppets accusations? Odd. Like running sock puppets and being a groomer, are not equally serious accusations.

And Lily knows that, but it still really really bugs the shit out of her anyways. Because it’s true, just like how she does treat her fans like garbage it’s true she uses sock puppets (she uses at least one). but she can’t just deny it outright, she needs to slip in the denial/excuse at the end of the serious stuff/trauma dumping so you dear reader are more willing to buy it. But the problem with this strategy is simple, it’s super jarring cause it doesn’t fit the situation and it ends up having the opposite effect to anyone who isn’t one of her diehards.

P.S. Just so it doesn’t have to go unsaid, Lily would absolutely yelling everyone’s ear off if Ant, Crim, or Sai called her an “It”.

R.I.P. Edward Kenway, you would’ve loved Divorced Dad Rock.

POV: Your Lex just trying to survive an ancient pyramid made for an alien species of warrior hunter’s rite of passage, when the last surviving member of the Predator’s hunting party she needs to convince to team up with her decides to make her a cool gift.

Twitter is great because I don’t even have to try and find shitty takes like this.