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Anyone think this should happen in the next batman movie?

this mode of transportation is canon in all verses i think

I know it's a joke but it's so true

Jervis: English is weird. Telling someone "You are shit" and "You ain't shit" are both insults.

Harley: But "You are not the shit" is also an insult.

Edward: And "You are the shit" is a compliment.

Jonathan: Guys, it's 3am.

I'm feeling it not gonna lie.

i know that riddler doesnt usually wear goggles (im pretty sure its mostly an arkham knight thing) but i still refer to him and catwoman as goggle buddies bc i always picture riddler with goggles on his hat 

Selina totally carries a hairdryer in her purse and no one can convince me otherwise. Bet you the hedge trimmers are taking up all the space in Pam's purse.

edward: Alright, give me your hairdryer.

pamela: What? What are you talking about?

edward: Don't you carry one in your purse?

pamela: Have you ever met a woman before?

-later-

edward: Hey do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

selina, pulling her hairdryer out of her purse: Of course, I'm not an animal.

I think everyone has at least one rarepair that it's unfortunally soo very hard to find fanfic off that you end up just reading the same things and being sad that there is soo few people to appreciate the vwork of art that it's the ship.

ok hear me out

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The Rogue Files: You Want To Poison Me Huh

Ivy and Edward were playing chess, and they were both great at it which comes to no surprise this isn't their first time playing a game of strategy. Edward boxed her king in and grinned as he deliverd the final blow. "check mate" Ed proped his head on his hands and looked down at the board smirking at his victory. "Don't let this go to your head Ed". Edward didn't look up "don't get mad Ivy get even". Pam glared daggers, she realy wished he'd stop saying cryptic things it would be so much easier but then again Ed wasn't realy known for being a simple kind of guy. "What... the... fuck... do you mean", and Ed continue looking down "what I mean is, find somthing more fulfilling then your looks to be aregant about then will be even". Ivy was losing her patience with him and she could feel the anger bubling up inside her. " I want to poison you so badly" and Ed finally looked up from the board. "So you want to kiss me badly" . Ivy couldn't process what he just said she wanted to be angry, she wanted to strangle him but what he said was so damn confusing. "where did you get that from" Ed started chuckling at her words as if it was easy to see. "You said you wanted to Poison me and you poison people by...". She now knew exactly where he was going with this so she refused to finish his sentance but this didn't stop him from looking smug. "you kiss people" Ivy's face turned red and Eddy proped his feet up on the table and leaned back, he started laughing at her. Ivy ran off before he noticed that he was getting to her.

This idea kinda just came to me I realy don't know how. I would say drugs but I think you and I both know better then to think I make enough for a drug problem.

Earlier I Talked about how Toyman and Harley Quinn would make a good couple. I was thinking she could also be paired with Toymaker, he's basically Batman's version of Toyman, he was a one shot in The Batman cartoon. For some reason I see Harley being into the whole weaponized toy thing. Both characters are child like and are incredibly wacky so l feal she'd like them. I'm finding that I think up crazy things when I sit around and these are fine examples ToyQuinn and HarleyMaker. Yeah ok I'm done I'll stop now good day folks and I hope my nonsense doesn't ruin it.