I Know It's A Joke But It's So True

Loved the origin for riddler in this show ain't gonna lie.

One of my favorite Batman tropes is when a villain kidnaps someone who was involved in their tragic backstory, and when Bruce is done beating them up he turns to the hostage and says "you know this is all YOUR fault, right?"

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

This is the sad truth, and plus it's easy to piss off fanboys because their sensitive

i say the joker is boring a lot to piss off fanboys but he’s not actually that boring. the real issue is that i’m bored of him being the villain every time when batman has a million other more interesting villains. why would i want to watch some “we live in a society” movie about the joker when i could watch a movie about poison ivy wanting to save the planet by any means possible. or mr. freeze trying desperately to save his wife. or scarecrow growing up with an abusive grandmother. the joker has his moments but please please please i would like to see literally anyone else.

Ok my first post in awhile (a little over month or two) most people thought I was dead but I'm not I was going through some stuff and I'm OK I was just kinda sad and busy you know life happend. I took a break afterwards to reflect a little about what I want to do with this channel next. I'm back and I'm here to stay.

The Rogue Files: How Ivy Got Her Name part 1

Eddie and Ivy were sitting on the couch arguing which wasn't unusual, in fact it happened quite often. Ivy started screaming "The Riddler is nothing compared to Poison Ivy" and that's when Eddie lost it "you wouldn't even be Poison Ivy if it wasn't for me". It's true Eddie gave Pam the name Poison Ivy. It all started a while back when they both were starting out and first came to Arkham. Eddie already had his criminal name however but Pam didn't, and she ended up sitting next to Nygma during lunch while he was arguing with Aaron Cash. Eddie threw his lunch tray across the room and ended up hitting Bane in the back of the head. "AARON THIS FOOD IS UNEXCEPTBLE..., AND YOU WONDER WHY WE WANT TO ESCAPE SO BADLY". Aaron shook his head and started clapping his HANDS together. "I'M SORRY ED, I'll get right on that 5 star dining for the criminals" . Aaron walked away laughing while Eddie muttered "the only thing criminal around here is the food". Ivy sat next Edward reluctantly, she would later deny this but his little performance had scared her a little. Ed was solving sadoku puzzle and looked up slightly to see Ivy but looked back down at his puzzle, he didn't even acknowledge her. Ivy started to dig inside the food but upon the first bite she spit it back out. Ed leaned over, grabbed her tray and threw in the same direction that he had thrown his own, except this time he hit Killer Croc in the head. Pam at him angrily. Ed looked up at her and began to speak" why are you so angry you weren't going to eat it". Ivy looked at him puzzled. "It doesn't matter its the principle of the thing." Eddie turned his head up and began giggle miniclly, it started low and gargly before getting louder and clear."I like you", Pam couldn't help but blush a little as he smirked at her."What's your name?". He looked at her for a minute " Are you joking you don't know who I am, she shook her head. " I'm Edward Nygma, the Riddler, the clue leaving conundrum, the prince of puzzlers, king of cundrums. Ivy started to remember "oh now I remember gothams premeir Master mind" Ed started grinning "the one and only, now what is your name". Pamela Isley". "Oh your that plant lady who been killing people, so what's your villian name again". Pam eyes widened and she began to frown a little, "I don't have one" Eddie's smirk slowly turned into a frown and his eyes began to narrow. "What you need a name that strikes fear, that shows your power" he began to scream" you realy want people to run around screaming it's the Pam oh the Pam anything but the Pam". Ivy didn't like his tone but he had a point. "your right" Ed calmed down and fixed his hair "of coarse I'm right" she rolled her eyes "You don't want to bel like Mr V using your real name even Mr freeze at least changed the spelling". Victor v heard him "watch it Nygma I still have room for another tally". Ed leaned over and whisperd in her ear "he's just mad because Tally Man was already tacken" and victor grabbed the knife of his tray and scratch a tally onto his palm. Pam laughed he was kinda of funny, not stupid funny like the Joker but a Witty kind of funny. "Pam I have an idea" Eddy said slowly," what if I help you pick out a name it should have the in it thise names are popular right now the penguin, the Joker, and best of them all the Riddler". Ed's ego was tad much but his enthusiasm and charm made up for it. "ok "Pam said finally and Edward almost "simultaneously jumped onto the table top. Gather around everyone ate dear friend needs a new name". None of the guards seemed to pay him any mind even Cash. This went on for hours and one lunch was up theu continued there conversation in the rec room where Eddie stood on top of the table behind the couch. A man in the crowd of villians raised his hand. "I SWEAR TO GOD, DECKER IF YOU SUGGEST GREEN LADY AGAIN I'LL WILL BREAK ALL OF YOUR FINGERS OFF ONE BY ONE" and with this Crazy Quilt lowerd his hand. Pam noticed somthing, Eddie was genuinely frighteningly sadistic and quite terrifying, not that she was much better.

This Is pretty accurate but what if you like them all?

What your favorite Riddler Ship says about you

Credit for helping us with this post goes to: @whats-a-clever-username,  @kyaraandflowers, @batvillainz, and @m00nymcmoon

Scriddler:  “Whenever you see a fic tagged Hurt/Comfort your eyes go wide because you know what you’re going to be doing until 3AM tonight.”

Twiddler: “ You don’t understand people who think Harvey has been annoyed too much in his life, if anything he hasn’t been annoyed enough.”

Riddlebane: “ You’re ideal relationship dynamic is knowing that you could get snapped in half like a twig.”

Riddlecroc: “You just wanted good things for Waylon and really, who wouldn’t?

Riddlehat: “Your ideal date involves wacky hijinks after which pain ensues.”

Riddlebird:  "Your ideal relationship is a buddy cop movie, BUT you love the antagonists more.”

Nygmobblepot: “You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being capitalistic business partners.”

Riddlejokes: “You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bitter rivalry.”

Quiddler: "You’re always a slut for a healthy relationship"

Riddlecat: “You‘re just here for some  👏 men 👏 getting 👏 pegged.”

Riddletunes: “Your ideal high school relationship is Theatre Kid/Theatre Kid.”

Riddlebat: “You think the concept of ‘opposites attract’ cannot be highly rated enough.”

Anyone think this should happen in the next batman movie?

this mode of transportation is canon in all verses i think

Never noticed this before never and I've watch the series millions of times (because I have no life). I kinds like this but it kinda reminds me of the damn bat credit card.

So, wait. Two Face, after becoming Two Face, stopped getting credit cards under his birth name and successfully applied for new ones under the name "Two Face?"

Hey he just wants the best and it don't get much better then Batman.

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