you see a lot of movies about how dangerous space is and aliens attacking the planet and being really hostile or attacking our spaceships and what not but
you know what’s really terrifying?
the ocean.
i’m not talking about sharks or jellyfish or even the creepy anglerfish
i’m talking about what we can’t see, like why are there not more movies about the deep ocean? “oh, because we don’t know what’s down ther—“
you don’t know what’s out there either and there are four alien movies, two AVP movies and at least two predator movies!
you want horror? let’s leave the sharks alone and have a submarine crash at the bottom of the ocean floor, let’s have scuba divers trying to catch a rare fish and finder a monster
like
the ocean
says “cool beans”
does finger guns
says “coolio”
“my guy”
“my dude”
ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop
“ayyeee”
makes a lot of weird faces
to my mom who could carry me and find her way through the woods when i was fourteen
someone: are you a dog or cat person?
me: i mean i found a dead dog once
them: no that’s not—
me: it followed me home and now it shows up from time to time so...
them: what the fuck
so
if drinking milk helps strengthen your bones, and skeletons are MADE of bones, but have no throat not stomach to consume milk, then would it be logical to assume skeletons just have milk baths?
Sometimes, the stain stick doesn’t work and you’re stuck with a green glowing glob on your clothes, skin, hair, walls, furniture, etc.
What I’ve found WORKS:
Salt: on hard surfaces, just sprinkling over the ectoplasm works; clothes you should bathe in salt water, carpet sprinkle salt on and then do a steam clean
Baking soda (who knew?!): same as salt but slightly more in quantity
Peroxide: found this out by accident, but hydrogen peroxide is really good for stains on the skin
i have bad memories of christmas
in the past i’ve had to deal with:
creepy ponytail guy dropping in uninvited and trying to marry my mom
this dude who acted like i destroyed christmas, and stalk me and only speak in rhymes
my sister psychoanalysing me
and
my mom blasting the christmas tree because she thought she saw a ghost.
that ako-taco moment when you sister tutors your bully
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NASA created retro travel posters for different locations in our solar system in hopes of inspiring young people to imagine a future where common space travel is a possibility.
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