NASA Created Retro Travel Posters For Different Locations In Our Solar System In Hopes Of Inspiring Young

thanks to the guy–who sounds suspiciously like Ponytail from my previous posts–who decided last night would be a good time to pick a fight with me

my bruised ribs :) thank you :) so do :) my :) eyebags :)

don’t you just hate

when your dads best friend in college is just a major cheese head from wisconsin and hits on your mom??

no?

just me? cool

when your bully tries to shove you in a locker but you finger gun and say “nah” before walking away

i cant believe that actually worked

ok guys help

if an older man keeps buying you and your mom things, and keeps taking you on vacation without you really wanting to is he being both of our sugar daddy? or just one and trying to play it cool? hypothetically, of course.

asking for a friend.

a hypothetical friend.

i want to be a demon of minor inconveniences. none of that scary murder shit. just making people wonder why the fuck there’s toilet rolls over all their slim-enough candles

shoutout

to my mom who could carry me and find her way through the woods when i was fourteen

five hours of sleep in two days let’s goooooooooo

to bed

seriously dude, no one likes your ponytail and stop calling my your son

hot take: trans women can look however they want!