Y'know It Would've Been Hilarious If There Was A Fanfic Where The Justice League Just Thinks "Billionaire

also have this I thought it was funny, sneeg is his pookie honeysuckel lmao

The Phantom Triplets open a cafe in Gotham

they all take turns as cashier so they can mess with Karens

Danny works as cook, Danny fills the food he makes with passion to give people warm feelings of home and love, while also providing motivation and confidence to do the thing

Dani is in charge of the coffee, filling it with energy and excitement rather than caffeine, effectively creating a healthy coffee, with all the good flavor, and wakefulness you want, and none of the bad effects as the energy wears off gradually

Dan is in charge of pastries and bread, he loves absolutely pounding the bread as well as rolling it out, it’s therapeutic, he fills everything he makes with just a little bit of rage so that the flavor can still be exciting every time you eat it

they are all very much gremlins, but also very nice, like a group of crows you befriended, they will absolutely rock the shit of any rouge that tries to attack their cafe or any regulars of theirs

They could also be the batfam’s favorites, or their worst enemies, cause they’re offering cheap, tasty, healthy food, and feeding the poor, but also refusing to elaborate on how

Red Hood loves them though, since they all hate the Joker with a burning passion, are doing this out of the goodness of their hearts, aren’t a front, and love to mess with Batman whenever they get a chance

I've had this idea rotating in my head for a while about a specific scenario in a universe where nobody is ever clued in on the fact that the bats are related. They just assume that Robin, Red Robin, Red Hood, Nightwing, and everybody else just coincidentally happens to be Gotham (+Bludhaven) based like Batman is.

Do me a favor and imagine the aftermath of some stage five hall hands on deck crisis where everyone and their team has to gather for debriefing and for medical care. Everybody shows up with their respective teams, Nightwing with his Titans, Red Robin with the old members of YJ, Red Hood with the Outlaws, Batman with the JL ect ect.

Everyone is super tired from the battle and none of them are even given a moment to breathe before Red Hood and Red Robin start beefing on sight. Before anybody can even think to intervene, Nightwing, Orphan, Spoiler, Robin, and Signal join in and they all just start bickering at one another.

Everybody thinks they're about to fight. Like seriously start hashing it out. Thing is, YJ are RR's ride or dies. If RR starts fighting Nightwing then the YJ are gonna fight Nightwing. And then the titans are gonna fight the YJ because those are Nightwing's ride or dies. Same goes for all the teams and their respective leaders.

Everyone looks across the room going, "Am I gonna have to fight you? Man, I don't wanna fight you." They could not wanna fight because of the prior battle, out of respect for their potential opponents, or because they know that opponent would whoop their ass. But they'll still do it because that's their leader.

Eventually all of them stop their bickering, suspending the room in tense silence, as they stare each other down. Everybody is bracing themselves for the first punch and the JL is preparing to break up the fight, but instead the silence is broken by all of the birds turning their heads in one direction and yelling, "Daaaaaaddd!"

The room is dead silent enough that everyone can hear Batman's exhausted sigh echo through the room before it's followed by, "You're all grounded."

THIS.

Okay, so we all know that bruce is like a big collector of everything, ¿right?

Like the man has a giant penny and a dinasor in his cave full of old superhero suits in exposition, he loves collecting trash.

Well, his kids do that, too.

Dick likes collec hoodiees and sweaters, like of all things, funny, fluffiest, colorful all kinds.

Jason collects books (we all knew), hard covers, signed, special editions you named he has it or would get it.

Cass is less cosistent. She likes to collect little things. Like pretty drink tapas and those kinds of things because it feels important for her all those little moments

Tim collect mugs, coffee ones, tea ones, all of them and have them categorize and also in a sistem to use them regularly all of them

Step collec labubus, and I'm not explaining why. She just love those Littles monster and she also keps her favorites in her purse.

Duke collec moster and enegy drink cans, especially the special edition ones, he have one od those walls full of cans.

Damian collects sketch books. He has a bunch of them all with different levels of use. Some of them are for different art styles, and other are just to make really aesthetic drawings to post in his secret ig acound

Bonus:

Alfred collects tea. And Jude, them based on oddly specific criteria the nobody understand and is impossible to figure it out

Whatever, go my scarab

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SOMEONE DID A PROMPOSAL ON TIKTOK W THE "Did I Mention" SONG FROM DESCENDANTS LETS GOOO

“barbara gordon getting paralyzed for the sake of bruce wayne’s development was misogynist, but oracle is a better mantle for her and she should still be a wheelchair user.” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks.

“she’s right,” they say. everyone turns to the 5th row, but no one is there. then on the screen behind me: barbara gordon herself.

Based on his past interests, Clown was never going to be into Pili.... although there is someone else who could.