Team Canada In The House

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

GUYS WHAT DO I DO. WHAT SM I. WHAT SHOULD ID O. SHOULD WE. SHOULD WE NOT KILL OURSELVES???? SHOULD WE LIVE?????

happiest silliest man alive

lak@dal 02.28.25

otter sees GOD after his first ploffs game 1 win

dal@wpg 05.07.25 | round 2 game 1

“he’s so gangly…again, he looks like a used car repair lot man, so it looks more egregious than it actually is.” - razor talking about mush’s penalty

what reading this sentence felt like:

GAME FOUR WITH NUMBER FOUR!!

killing you with his laser eyes — DAL vs COL; game 4 — 04.26.25

[WYATT] post practice 04.04.2025 (x)

im about to be a rotted cunt until the end of playoffs (nothing personal to anyone, the hater in me sees the hater in you etc etc)

so in a last-ditch effort to persuade myself that actually, i will survive and find a kernel of happiness if any of these teams win, i started researching and then 12 hours later had this unhinged presentation