Not Now Son Daddy’s Text Post Is Flopping ...

oh no!!!

My girl an army general and I'm. Look I haven't thought of a joke yet but if I had one it'd be hilarious ok just trust me on that one

The neurodivergent experience is talking about your brain as if it's a separate entity from your self

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

im eating the gemstones in the museum gift shop i like the taste

when my raspberries have started to mold after 2 days 

oh yeah don’t worry about my leg bouncing, i’m fine. that’s just a thing i do when i’m bored, or excited, or nervous, or alive

white girls hunting me in packs

"neurodivergent people are bad at picking up social cues" statistically untrue every day i pick up on millions of social cues that literally do not exist