They Hate To See A Girlboss Stimming…

i feel like being a milf lover is an essential job. dr fauci send me the vaccine

ive never proofread a single thing ive written in my life as soon the words are outside my brain i no longer recognize them as mine and i want nothing more to do with them

Let me out of this sewer, man I could be your best friend. I could be the best thing thats ever happened to you

Bestie can we have gay sex sorry I mean gay sex I mean

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

she is weird but the pussy got that psych ward sock grip

when my raspberries have started to mold after 2 days 

2001 / 2020

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch!