Alhxua. Al-hex-you-a? I'll Take It.

My school is literally just shitpost material PART 2

All of this post came from @willspoopytacos . Thank you!

A teacher once told a kid to "eat dog shit" in mandarin

A guy stood on a cupboard/pigeon hole thing and everyone just fucking yeeted stuff at him

We had to choose a country for a school event and when we decided on Russia the teacher asked what kind of russian themed activities we could do. The immediate response from eveyone was "vodka shots"

He told his teacher that he looked like a woolies employee and he stuttered for a bit before saying "No"

He screamed and a uni assistant looked at him and just went "mood"

He played the final countdown on a keyboard in music and people started singing and headbanging

He told someone to "grab my ass and say no homo".

He and a few other friends tortured me with Mr. Brightside.

Anytime Rockerfeller Street is played, our friends immediately do the dance thing.

"would you like to duy my bonkey?"

A friend brought their 2 pet mice to school.

He had a fucking mouse in his sleeve for the entirety of a class.

He and some other friends (I think) got bored of boiling water in science and attempted to boil a mandarin.

 I did the 'you know I had to do it to em' thing to him from a distance and he just screamed "FUCK YOU!".

The vice principal watched him throw a banana off the bridge and when it splattered in front of him he said "TOO HARD, DETENTION BREAK 2"

He unscrewed some screws in on of the desks in a science classroom. He's planning to finish unscrewing them and just walk out with the tabletop.

The school did a Doctor Who musical and he and another friend hid behind the sets and aggressively danced whenever a song came on.

The vice principal was giving a speech about being responsible and respectful during assembly and the TARDIS was slowly moving in the background.

 He was playing Thomas the Tank Engine on the piano and every time he did it the same kid would say something about it being the mario song and he hit his limit and screamed "IT'S NOT FUCKING MARIO".

 Once some kid was skipping class to play the piano so he snuck up behind him and started shaking him and screaming "GO TO CLAAAAAASSS".

Hopefully, the saga continues.

P L E A S E

When will the Mcelroy brothers join Shane and Ryan for a ghost hunt

Boys......make it happen

Please

He has different hoodies. Therefore, this has continued.

He is now...

Traffic cone mustard man.

Today, before class started, our teacher went outside to talk to some kids so I was just kind of waiting quietly. Then, my phone vibrated. I checked it and I see I got a text from a friend of mine who was sitting in the back of the class.

Literally all it was:

“(Classmate) looks like a traffic cone.”

I looked at the dude she was talking about and he was wearing this florescent orange hoodie.

I, obviously, found this hilarious. (I don’t like the guy she was talking about, btw.)

But like now I know that I will never see that dude the same way ever again.

He will always be the guy that looked like a traffic cone.

He is traffic cone man.

And now for a segment I like to call...

Cats with tiny faces.

That’s it.

I was in a production of The Wizard of Oz. I couldn't see this moment quite well because I was waiting to make my entrance but heres what I heard.

The Lion had to do the thing he usually does where he tries to run away from something that scared him and the Tinman was supposed to grab his tail to stop him. One time, when the Lion was trying to do his escape, the Tinman accidently yanked his tail off. The Tinman froze, looking at the tail in his hands. The Lion, being the fantastic actor he is, went; "Ouch! My tail! How could you!" And snatched it back. Meanwhile, the audience is laughing their heads off and multiple people backstage are trying their hardest not to laugh.

I'm sure more stuff happened in different shows but I can't remember.

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

HE IS HERE!!

HE IS HERE!!

my groupchat tried the creeper meme and it..went a little out of hand. 

He is now...

Traffic cone mustard ketchup man.

Today, before class started, our teacher went outside to talk to some kids so I was just kind of waiting quietly. Then, my phone vibrated. I checked it and I see I got a text from a friend of mine who was sitting in the back of the class.

Literally all it was:

“(Classmate) looks like a traffic cone.”

I looked at the dude she was talking about and he was wearing this florescent orange hoodie.

I, obviously, found this hilarious. (I don’t like the guy she was talking about, btw.)

But like now I know that I will never see that dude the same way ever again.

He will always be the guy that looked like a traffic cone.

He is traffic cone man.

So, my friend was using her chapstick yesterday. Normal, right?

WRONG.

Her chapstick looks like t h i s.

HOW THE HELL???!??