The Cold, Hard Reality Of Getting Revenge.

AO3 IS DOWN. MY LOVE MY ROTTON SOLDIER MY GOOD TIME BOY. THEYRE GONE

id like to devote this post to ao3. You’ve always been a constant in my life and I love you. Let’s hear it for ao3.

Stephen: Did you eat my powdered doughnut?

Tony: No

Stephen: Then what's that white powder on your face

Tony: ...

Tony: Cocaine

the four types of gays

awkward peace sign gays ✌️

awkward thumbs up gays 👍

awkward ok sign gays 👌

awkward finger guns gays 👉

every gay is at least one (1) of these don’t even lie

No offense but where are the male porn bots

“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

To me this band has an early panic at the disco feel. It makes me nostalgic in a really nice way. 8.5/10

Hi if your feeling generous this holiday season please give my cousin’s band a listen. I know it would mean the world to him since he’s been working on this album for the last year and a half. Happy holidays ❄️ merry Christmas 🎄😊

Saw this on Facebook, but not on Tumblr and I just need it on my blog.

FULL CREDIT to Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites), Twitter

What even is life insurance. Like a totem of undying from minecraft

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

My commissions are open!

For digital art

I use a bit of a mix and match system (examples below)

Size of piece

Bust £3

Half body £5

Full body £10

Sketch

Sketch (unshaded) £2

Shaded sketch +£4

Line art

Line art +£5

Shaded line art +£7

Colour

Flat colour +£5

Shaded colour+ £7

Black and white free

Extra characters are 50% of the cost of one character

Background

Free one colour or gradient background

Simple background (1-3 elements) + £2

Complex background (up to 10 elements) +£7

For example

2 full body characters (£15) with shaded colours (£10.50) and a simple background (£2) would cost £27.50

Emotes

Single emote (character/OC) £2

Five emotes £8

Can add backgrounds

Simple or gradient background is free

More complex ( pattern etc) £1

Flag is free

Custom flag is £1

Thumbnails/ banners

£3-£10 depending on how complex

For traditional art

Realistic pieces (black and white) and abstract styles will cost between £40-£60 + shipping they will be on canvas and in any medium you want.

Will draw:

Fan art

OCs

Icons

People

Mild nsfw (nudity etc)

Mild gore

Ship art ( as long as the characters are fictional and age appropriate)

Will not draw

extreme nsfw

Extreme gore

Mechas

Furries

Complex armour

Some other things:

Payment will be through PayPal

50% will be paid after an approved plan for the piece and 50% will be paid when the price is completed. I will send a copy with a larger watermark ( think diagonal lines ) over the piece and when I am paid fully I will send a copy without the large watermark

Each piece will have a watermark which will not be removed

I will do the finished product to you on your preferred socials

Commissions should be done in a week unless something comes up

If you would like an OC / pose / scenario to be drawn please provide a reference or description.

Commercial use of the piece is 3x the original price ( I will remove the watermark)

If I can use the finished piece in my portfolio I will give a 10% discount

Dm me for more information and any questions:)

Socials

Tumblr : smoldemon12

Twitter:TheStrangeOne

Insta : strange_humanxx

I will be adding some of my portfolio to my tumblr and Instagram

Top Left would be a flat colour (£5)lined (£5) bust (£3) with simple background (£2) example £15 total

Bottom left and right would both be full body (£10) shaded colour (£7) line art (£5) which would be £22 each.