Bilbo: Wait I Get It Now. The Dragon Is A Metaphor For Greed And Power. We Need To ‘defeat’ It By

"Pretty pretty rainbow!" -Me "YOU'RE a pretty pretty rainbow!" -My S.O.

Making a robot voice with the fan you're using to cool your underboob.

Because physical maturation doesn't have to mean killing your inner-kid.

A new fun thing I started doing: eating ice cream while reading particularly toxic "thinspirational" vitriol.

The bus driver was rude, so I made sure to not say "thank you" as I stepped off. I am the master of revenge.

I wonder how many purported "shower thoughts" are really toilet thoughts, but they didn't want to say it.

Friend: "What's your favorite food?" Me: "Synthetic neurotransmitters." Friend: "What?" Me: "What?"

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One of my favorite things about a history of abuse is that the most confusing and even suspicious thing a person can do is act with tenderness toward me.

Just because people don't like a thing doesn't mean they're snobs who are shaming others for liking the thing. Let people not like things.

Alliterative adjective names like "nervous Nellie," but used when someone is flamboyantly displaying their preferences, or acting like their state of being is the universal standard. "Okay, poly Polly." "Whatever monogamous Molly." "Easy there, dominant Dominic."