Sort-of-a-hero-that-way - Busy Hyperfixating On Silly Old People

do you have any jabed headcanons to share with the class ??

I SURE DO

Their first couples costume is (predictably) the Inspector and Thoraxis. It fits perfectly with Abed’s hyperfixation and Jeff’s need to be shirtless as often as possible. 

Jeff is so convincing as Thoraxis that leaked video footage of them making out causes a not so small scandal in England. Nigel Cuthbertson has to give an interview on the BBC showing that he has his wife were on vacation in the Maldives and not anywhere near Greendale, CO

Abed knows that Jeff is a huge nerd after he crashed in the dorms that time, but he doesn’t know how huge a nerd until he spends the night for the first time. He finds Jeff’s stash of ultra-rare Marvel comics and gets so excited he may be physically vibrating 

Jeff has an amazing comic hook up, and spends way more money buying Abed rare favorites than he would ever admit

Side note: Jeff is so excited about playing Hot Lava because he wants that fucking comic; not for the $50k, but because it’s actually missing from his collection 

One time they’re holding hands at the mall when Jeff gets tackle-hugged out of nowhere by Willy Jr. Jeff nearly has a complete and total panic attack when Willy zones in on their hands, but rather than parroting the William Winger homophobia Jeff has been fearing for years, his little brother loudly exclaims “SEE I TOLD DAD REAL MEN HOLD HANDS.” 

 This is how Jeff gets stuck spending the rest of the day holding hands with his little brother at the mall while Abed takes pictures and spams the group chat with them

One time Abed forgets his stim toys, and his tapping on the table is making Annie look homicidal. Jeff texts him asking him to info dumb the entire plot of Kickpuncher: Detroit via text. The movement of his thumbs across the keys and the focusing on on a truly shitty movie helps keep Abed grounded

Jeff doesn’t speak to Britta for a week after he learns Troy and Abed know about his more embarrassing kinks

After Abed and Jeff start dating, Jeff ends up buying Britta a bottle of really nice vodka. Turns out Abed really took the nickname “Nipple Play Winger” to heart

Suggestive fanart of Jeff/Abed ahead. Just a double precaution

Oof I'm being super careful with posting this here, it's my first time ever attempting such a theme but I'm so proud of it actually, idk what came over me lmaoo

So uhhh, Merry Christmas, here's porn 😭

Okay I've warmed up to the s2 finale even without the almond coffee theory. If you asked me "do you want to fall in love with the enemy or work with God and do good in the world" I'd answer the same.

Aziraphale wanted so badly to have his cake and eat it too. To have what he has with Crowley but in Heaven, without all the second guessing and doubting. A "nicer" turn of events.

Because this is what finally convinced Aziraphale to take the offer. He was still asking The Metatron about having coffee before the mention of Crowley back to Angel status, and he immediately asks him what would happen to his bookshop after Crowley refuses to join him. Because without Crowley there, Heaven isn't all that worth it alone.

And then he immediately regrets that thought and goes "nothing at all". How could Heaven not be worth everything?

Did you guys notice how Jeff entered the shop already looking at Abed and immediately pulled a chair to sit next to him.

Did you guys notice how Abed wasn't surprised and started opening up.

Did you guys notice that both of them were shocked to see anybody else in the shop and how the others all had yogurt in their hands because that's what they came in for.

But Jeff came for Abed. Because he knows his comfort spaces and where he'd be to cool down. And the easiness they both fell into shows that they've done this multiple times.

i cant rb or like posts anymore that are like dennis is so awful and pathetic (affectionate). im sorry ur objectively correct but thats literally my princess angel face. i cant say that about her. not even in lighthearted jest. i fear what she might do to herself if she saw me like that post. sorry

Glenn Howerton revealing he has ADHD before we find out any of Rob’s diagnoses was not on my 2023 bingo card

3 middle aged men with similar fears and anxieties spending the night together feeling less alone

Christina Aguilera started singing Guy What Takes His Time in Burlesque and all I could think about was Victoria

THE TRIANGLE IS COMPLETE !!!!

The Jeff Winger / Dennis Reynolds / Gob Bluth character type is real and they're all best friends !!!

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYag7vNr/ (jeff&gob)

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYagub8w/ (gob&dennis)

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYagy35L/ (dennis&jeff)

Thank you to all the editors that made this happen, this is incredibly satisfying to me (now when are we adding Roman Roy to the list)

Before anyone asks, the list in question consists of silly queer-coded alcoholics with BPD who have a weird relationship with money, a weird relationship with sex, and a really weird relationship with their dad.

For every man in your camp, there are thousands somewhere in the West Indies living under the same yoke, chained in fields, pressed on ships, sold into indenture. When they see a sitting governor protected by His Majesty’s Navy, deposed by an alliance of pirates and slaves, how many consider joining that fight? How many thousands of men will flock to Nassau, join your ranks, and help you defend it?