What Are You Saying That Didn’t Happen What

Naruto *to Sasuke*: Girls like mystery, you know?

...

Sakura: So where are we going tonight?

Sasuke: None of your fucking business

summary of the harry potter series

reki and langa, age 17: i love you so much, i want to be with you forever, let’s skateboard together infinitely

cherry and joe, age 20-30-whatever-the-fuck: ......... u are.. stupid and... i don’t like u..... *aggressively pines*

Steve: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Bucky, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

MCU Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.

MCU Steve: Aw. :/ You know, I really am gonna miss you.

616 Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.

616 Steve: Ugh. This is so unfair.

616 Steve: My heart is so heavy. Unbelievable.

616 Steve: The Avengers should have just left me in the ice.

616 Steve: This planet is just too cruel, now. How will I bring myself to wake up in the morning?

616 Steve: Oh, agony.

AA Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.

AA Steve: Oh? where’re we going?

“Love is our Resistance”

- Muse

langa: lists every reason why reki is amazing and why he's in love with him

reki: wait stop this is embarassing

reki: (oh god i hope this doesn't awaken anything in me)

reki: *proceeds to dream about being cinderella and being married to prince langa*

why villainize steve rogers for bad writing when you could villainize marvel studios instead

Just renga pinning for each other!!

(Inspired after one scene from the fanfiction: Only Pratice Makes Perfect by SKayLanphear on twitter)

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