This Year To Celebrate Pride Month I Watched A Lot Of Dead Boy Detectives.

Hello friends, first we appreciate your support for lgbtiqa refugees in Kenya. This is to keep you posted about how life is increasingly hard for queer people in Kenya( Kakuma camp)

We got attacked yesterday and three of our friends got injured on the head and others got minor injuries. We are seeking financial support so that our friends can get proper treatment. In the picture is a lesbian whose head was beaten with a stone and we need to help her urgently. We need to take her to an x-ray scan and findout whether she is ok.

The hospital requires us to pay $250 and so we please need you to help witj any amount you can. We slwo have other frienfs that got attavked but not as bad as this.

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SUPPORT LGBT PEOPLE FROM KAKUMA REFUGEE CAMP

Hello world,Hope this finds all well. We are looking forward to supporting queer communities in east Africa especially asylum seeker from Ug

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listen i love that crystal meth and trauma boy have their relationship and all but i’ve been looking at the way trauma boy looks at rizz tism and it seems mighty unlikely that it’s in a heterosexual way

I keep searching up the ship "Barty/Lucius" only to be reminded that that ship doesn't exist and I'm not sure if there is another soul out there who has ever even thought of shipping these two together and have created anything for the ship so the only content I have for this ship is stuff I've made and it's heartbreaking.

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Apollo come to the front desk?

Apollo:Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker:*points to Hermes and Dionysus*

Store Worker: I believe they are with you?

Hermes and Dionysus:We got lost.

Apollo:I didn't even bring you two with me!

Hermes:My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like

"One day I will get over them I swear"

*Looks at the 200+ open ao3 tabs*

Literally Jegulus. They never even canonicaly interacted and we were all like "They're in love your honor"

Who broke it?

*Everyone is standing around a broken coffee maker*

Ares:So? Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Athena:I did... I broke it.

Ares:No. No you didn't. Hermes?

Hermes:Don't look at me. Look at Artemis.

Artemis:What? I didn't break it.

Hermes: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Artemis: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken!

Hermes: Suspicious.

Artemis:No it's not!

Dionysus: If it matters... Probably not...Apollo was the last one to use it.

Apollo: Liar I don't even drink that crap!

Dionysus:Oh really? What were you doing by the Coffee cart earlier?

Apollo:I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Dionysus!

Athena:Okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Ares.

Ares:No! Who broke it?

Dionysus:Ares? Artemis has been awfully quiet.

Artemis:Really?

*Everyone starts arguing*

Ares being interviewed: I broke it. It burned my hand earlier, so I punched it.

Ares:I predict ten minutes from now they will be at each other's throats with warpaint and a pig head on a stick.

Ares:

Ares: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Ayyyyyoooo

I just made my first Uquiz! 

https://uquiz.com/8MtrzI 

Which one of my Hyperfixations are you?

(Sorry in advance)