Isn’t It Literally So Amazing That No One Can Ever Take The Act Of Jerking Off Away From You. So Few

am i crazy or is this poetry...

Would the Xenomorph have what it takes to become a chief stew? Also, would the Predator from Predator be able to handle the pressure of being a Bosun?

Yeah I think so. And their captain? Ripley reincarnated for the 3rd time and instead of basketball this ttime she’s just really good at maritime navigation

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Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to life this far west holy shitttttttttt

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Breviary; Northern Germany, 2nd half of the 15th century: Harley MS 2975, f. 73v