#a Plot Twist To The Joke

Me: *clicks kudos on Ao3*

Ao3: You've already left kudos here :)

Me:

Me:

Me: I've read this?? When did I??

every time molly bugs charlie abt not having a love interest, he lights up says he’s actually met someone. molly lights up but her eyes go dull as he starts describing the latest dragon he’s been working w/.

““It never stops hurting, does it?” “What?” “Giving someone the best of you and watching them choose someone else.””

— S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #83 (via blossomfully)

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how to save yourself lots of sadness and anxiety

step 1:

Draco's meeting the Weasley's for the first time and he's freaking out

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dick Grayson:

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