Sirius: I’m Going To Solve All My Problems.

Have you ever thought "I wanna go home" even though you were in your own room, or are you normal

Remus John Lupin was not “shy” or “awkward” that boy was just done with everyone’s shit.

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*sirius, working as a cashier*

Sirius: GOD i hate working

Sirius: do you guys know how hard it is to be kind even when im dealing with an asshole?

Sirius: plus, I ALWAYS SOUND SO MATURE

Sirius: "Good morning sir! Your total will be 14,50$"

Sirius: I AM NOT A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, IM A IRRESPONSIBLE WEIRD TEENAGER THAT SMOKES AND LIKES TO CLIMB TREES FOR FUN!!!

James: dont worry, pads

James: it'll only get worse

Sirius: *silent screaming and planning murder*

YES!! YES YES YWS THEY ARE SO BARTY AND DORCAS IM GONNA DIE

@xxcassiexx we’re so famous the Pinterest people are making posts about us

You, me and @im-a-not-so-sirius-star will have the exact same poster, we are practically sibilings already!

reblog with random things i should put pictures of on my bedroom wall (that my parents can see)

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*Sirius and Remus coddling in bed together*

Remus: pads, i need to use the bathroom

Sirius: hmm no

Remus: ???

Sirius: see, heres the thing, the potter's house have the same rule with me that people have with kitty cats

Sirius: once i lay down on you or chose to hug you, you cant get up until i get up

Remus: I'll pee right here on your bed

Sirius, letting go immediately: bathroom's the last door down the hall

Thats fair, you two are literally made for each other in every way possible, no way someone could try to replace any of you

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

I KNOE BABE IM SORRY, I JUST LIKE SHARING ANGST SO I DONT SUFFER ALONE

Evan got to spend the rest of his live with Barty, but Barty never got to have the same thing, he died alone.

big fan of being cared about

The fact that this was a real conversation i had with my bf BEFORE we even thought about getting together makes me so happy sometimes

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*Sirius and Remus coddling in bed together*

Remus: pads, i need to use the bathroom

Sirius: hmm no

Remus: ???

Sirius: see, heres the thing, the potter's house have the same rule with me that people have with kitty cats

Sirius: once i lay down on you or chose to hug you, you cant get up until i get up

Remus: I'll pee right here on your bed

Sirius, letting go immediately: bathroom's the last door down the hall