Still Devastated But At Least Marlene And Dorcas Got To Get Married And Live The Happily Ever After

hey man i was digging through your closet and found a picture of the kid you used to be. yeah the one who loved others like it was the air they breathed. do you miss them? do you want the evidence to show others of the person you used to be? to prove you werent always like this?

Same, i finished it around tuesday and i haven't recovered

I finally finished crimson rivers and now I don't know what to do with myself

The fact that this was a real conversation i had with my bf BEFORE we even thought about getting together makes me so happy sometimes

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*Sirius and Remus coddling in bed together*

Remus: pads, i need to use the bathroom

Sirius: hmm no

Remus: ???

Sirius: see, heres the thing, the potter's house have the same rule with me that people have with kitty cats

Sirius: once i lay down on you or chose to hug you, you cant get up until i get up

Remus: I'll pee right here on your bed

Sirius, letting go immediately: bathroom's the last door down the hall

Sirius: I’m going to solve all my problems.

Remus: How?

Sirius: By ignoring them.

Remus: That’s... not a solution.

Thats fair, you two are literally made for each other in every way possible, no way someone could try to replace any of you

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Im tired of pretending that im over crimson rivers, its been a couple months since i finished and i still think about it daily

I KNOE BABE IM SORRY, I JUST LIKE SHARING ANGST SO I DONT SUFFER ALONE

Evan got to spend the rest of his live with Barty, but Barty never got to have the same thing, he died alone.

*at the ministry of magic*

Sirius: this place is AMAZING! Its like a dream factory!

Remus: we're investigating the murder of a muggle family and the involvement of death eaters infiltrating in these offices

Sirius: right, of course. I know

Sirius: this is how people get tempted by the devil. I see what youre up to, platter of tiny quiches

Remus, not looking at Sirius: we need to get someone on the record about the suspects, i think if we start with--

Remus, now looking at Sirius: how many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth?

Sirius, trying not to choke:... five. I'll swallow them

DUDE HAHSHAHSHSHHSHSHAHS UR SO REAL FOR THAT ISTG

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Applying random stuff me or people around me said in marauders quotes²

*after a whole day in hogsmead*

Sirius: how much of an asshole would i be if i spent my mother's money on cigarettes rn

James: use the money to eat something dude, nicotine is not food

Sirius: yea but sometimes, one flavoured cigarette can be dinner

James: no it cant

Remus: ur right

James: thank you!

Remus: for it to be a proper dinner, it would have to be the whole pack

James: guys nO-